If you want your wine to taste nice it's best to wear a big pair of glasses rather than a small monocle or nothing at all.
Researchers at Spexarus University got hundreds of volunteers to wear different sizes of spectacles when tasting a range of...
ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - A dolphin named Sally bit a child who was feeding her in a tank at Orlando's Sea World Sunday. Police immediately arrested the dolphin who told them, "I'm so sorry! I'm so near-sighted, I thought the little girl was Honey...
After fifty years Clark Kent has handed in his notice at 'The Daily Planet'. The bespectacled farmers son has written a column on nature for the last thirty years but started out in the newsroom. Kent was never very lucky on the news desk and always...
The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly.
"Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...
The world of 3D is branching out from movies and television into our everyday lives. Apple have just released the i-Glass - a pair of regular looking spectacles, which allow the wearer to experience real life in 3 dimensions.
Users will now feel...
The long and short-sighted can finally throw away glasses and contact lens and instead see the world through their phone. Now, instead of the multitude of complicated vision aids, people can simply download iSee.
"This is a major step forward," sa...
According to news wires around the globe North Korea have declared war on a popular UK optician chain all because of an advert for TV!
The popular ads all poke fun at characters wearing cheap spectacles and are frequently seen on TV, but now it se...
It's all go for David Caruso, star of CSI Miami, filming here, filming there, nipping to the shops to buy factor 1000 sun cream for his lily white skin, due to being a ginger in the sunniest place on the planet.
Apparently he was on set the other...
WASHINGTON DC - A study released today by the Scientific Analysis Group (SAG) shocked the Optometry business.
The study found that 'smart-looking glasses' don't actually make people smarter, and in fact may make them stupider.
The study followe...
Professional Miserabilist, see-er of empty glasses and man old enough to remember when God was a boy, Victor Meldrew does believe the following things:...
Have you ever noticed how novelty products, the thought here is about glasses with windscreen wipers on them, actually stem from a very good idea? The problem was that the idea wasn't fully formed; that is until a bright spark took a new approach and put a big plastic nose and false moustache underneath them. One man's pain is another man's novelty nose, I suppose.