The question I am asked most often is: What makes you think the way you think? That question is usually followed by this question: Were you dropped on your head as a child, maybe repeatedly?
The answer to both questions is: I do not know.
Many of my friends who have known me since I was a boy believe that my thinking was somehow screwed up during the Summer of Love in 1968. They belie...
Today the E! Entertainment Television network announced they will soon introduce a new reality show called Government Gone Wild. The show will be aimed primarily at mature (read that "senior citizen") audiences who are increasingly peeved by revelat...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - When Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild filmmaker Joe Francis traveled to Washington to ask for $5 billion in bailout money, their expectations weren't exactly high. To their surprise, Congress offered them a deal i...
Twelve Grandmothers from Rustelville, Kentucky have had some classy Nude photographs taken privately and taken them to a printer's shop and ran off some 10,000 calenders to sell to the public.
"They keep raising the price of our medicine and groce...
Las Vegas, Nevada - Contrary to its official policy to red flag any viral video that depicts unnecessary violence, YouTube proudly announced today that the Nevada Boxing Commission finally approved its application for an online fight club.
OKLAHOMA - Joe Francis made millions of dollars selling videos of college girls having wild orgies while on spring break. The 'Girls Gone Wild' videos were marketed mainly to men with extremely low self esteem.
Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacki...
Joe Francis, the brains behind the Girls Gone Wild series, has been incarcerated for the past few weeks for income tax evasion. Joe, never one to look a gift horse in the mouth has been making the rounds of female prison facilities filming Girls Gone...
Hollywood, California - The 20-year-old former child star turn serious adult actress has recently completed rehab, survived a video released to the media of her snorting cocaine and rumors of lesbianism only to re-merge as the most hottest chick of t...
After seven women sued "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis, claiming they were under-age when filmed in sexually provocative situations on a Florida beach, a federal judge sentenced him to make videos of Janet Reno baring her breasts.
From the makers of Girls Gone Wild, Nuns Gone Wild, Amish Girls Gone Wild and Milk Gone Wild comes the new video--Rugged Individualism Gone Wild. Joe Francis of Mantra Productions has decided to put the lens on his conscience this time.
WAIPAHU, HAWAII--(ROASTED) From the beautiful islands of Hawaii, with their dramatic sunsets, active volcanoes, ocean surf, Diamond head and brazen copper wire theft, will hold the grand opening of the first Starphux Coffee B...
The nuns have gone wild according to eyewitness reports of a catholic Mardi Gras bash last weekend.
The producer and production company of the popular "Girls Gone Wild" video series claim to have learned their lesson after a recent court sentence. A Florida court fined Joe Francis and Mantra Films $1.6 million dollars after it was learned that at...