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Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Funny story: Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Ethan, a local ginger, felt happy for the first time in his life. During a Systems and Signals Bio-engineering class, Ethan was doing a partial fraction decomposition problem. He figured out C was equal to -2 and felt instant satisfaction. "I was...

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All gingers are bastards: Official!

Only one year after opening, the Prestige University of Heapey (PUH, part of UCLAN) has released a report on DNA claiming that all ginger haired people are illegitimate. Professor Heinz Binz told me today. "The guilt experienced during illegitimat...

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Chris Evans to present nothing

Funny story: Chris Evans to present nothing

After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing. 'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.' 'No one will see or hear me ever again.

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Royal baby being kept hidden from public because he's ginger

Funny story: Royal baby being kept hidden from public because he's ginger

London, UK - Palace barbers have performed an emergency head shave on Prince Boy George of Middletonshire after pictures of his carrot-colored locks were published in Royal Whorse and Hound magazine. The infant then had to be placed on an intraven...

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Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Funny story: Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...

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Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Funny story: Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together. This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into...

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Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Funny story: Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Following Louis Walsh's surprising new hairstyle as seen on The X-Factor, details are now emerging of the controversial procedure he has undertaken to achieve the effect. And the scientist behind the process, Doctor Ronan Westboys, has spoken out ab...

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Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Funny story: Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Hairdressers across the UK have widely accepted the latest beauty treatment to come out of L'Orful, the US beauty product developers, called Botox For Hair. "It's a fantastic solution to the problem of limp hair," said Vital Saloon, hairdresser to...

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Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

Funny story: Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards. The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best rad...

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War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

Funny story: War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

The existence of a clandestine anti-ginger movement was confirmed this week following charges levied against Sarah Ferguson by the country of Turkey for foreign relations tampering. After considering the finality of a jail sentence lasting 22 years,...

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Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

Funny story: Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

John Terry is in even more hot water as Paul Scholes has come forward to pour more scorn on the beleaguered footballer with the announcement that Terry called Scholes a Gingernut. "It was when United played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge," said Schole...

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Steve Davis not Ginger

Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...

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Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

Funny story: Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

US comedy star Carol Burnett is furious over the UK scandal involving former News of the World editor (sic) Rebekah Brooks, saying the unkempt redhead is bringing disrepute to the small minority of redheaded women seen favourably in the public eye.

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Rupert Grint Still Ginger

Funny story: Rupert Grint Still Ginger

It's just been confirmed that Rupert Grint, who played the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter film franchise is still ginger. It was widely reported in certain unscrupulous circles that Grint is not as ginger as he used to be, but sources clo...

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Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Funny story: Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Despite being in between clubs at the moment, Gordon Strachan has launched a new body - the Tenacious Ginger Managers Association. Strachan has formed the TGMA as he feels that the League Managers Association does not provide enough protection or...

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Fifa moving date of 2022 World Cup, 'Phew' says ginger people

Funny story: Fifa moving date of 2022 World Cup, 'Phew' says ginger people

Sepp Blatter has finally listened to the thousands of requests made by ginger freckled people the world over and changed the date of the 2022 World Cup. Qatar can be 50 degrees Celsius in the shade and that's far too hot for most of us let alone t...

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Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Funny story: Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas. Forgiving Prince Andr...

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M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

Funny story: M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

A music video by M.I.A. which shows some ginger haired people being rounded up by cops, shot, set on fire and forced to walk across a minefield has been banned by top website You Tube for breaching regulations regarding pornographic/violent content.

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