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Funny story: Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...
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Funny story: Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together. This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into...
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Funny story: Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Following Louis Walsh's surprising new hairstyle as seen on The X-Factor, details are now emerging of the controversial procedure he has undertaken to achieve the effect. And the scientist behind the process, Doctor Ronan Westboys, has spoken out ab...
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Funny story: Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Hairdressers across the UK have widely accepted the latest beauty treatment to come out of L'Orful, the US beauty product developers, called Botox For Hair. "It's a fantastic solution to the problem of limp hair," said Vital Saloon, hairdresser to...
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Funny story: Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards. The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best rad...
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Funny story: War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

The existence of a clandestine anti-ginger movement was confirmed this week following charges levied against Sarah Ferguson by the country of Turkey for foreign relations tampering. After considering the finality of a jail sentence lasting 22 years,...
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Funny story: Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

John Terry is in even more hot water as Paul Scholes has come forward to pour more scorn on the beleaguered footballer with the announcement that Terry called Scholes a Gingernut. "It was when United played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge," said Schole...
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Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...
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Funny story: Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

US comedy star Carol Burnett is furious over the UK scandal involving former News of the World editor (sic) Rebekah Brooks, saying the unkempt redhead is bringing disrepute to the small minority of redheaded women seen favourably in the public eye.
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Funny story: Rupert Grint Still Ginger

Rupert Grint Still Ginger

It's just been confirmed that Rupert Grint, who played the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter film franchise is still ginger. It was widely reported in certain unscrupulous circles that Grint is not as ginger as he used to be, but sources clo...
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Funny story: Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Despite being in between clubs at the moment, Gordon Strachan has launched a new body - the Tenacious Ginger Managers Association. Strachan has formed the TGMA as he feels that the League Managers Association does not provide enough protection or...
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Funny story: Fifa moving date of 2022 World Cup, 'Phew' says ginger people

Fifa moving date of 2022 World Cup, 'Phew' says ginger people

Sepp Blatter has finally listened to the thousands of requests made by ginger freckled people the world over and changed the date of the 2022 World Cup. Qatar can be 50 degrees Celsius in the shade and that's far too hot for most of us let alone t...
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Funny story: Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas. Forgiving Prince Andr...
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Funny story: M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

A music video by M.I.A. which shows some ginger haired people being rounded up by cops, shot, set on fire and forced to walk across a minefield has been banned by top website You Tube for breaching regulations regarding pornographic/violent content.
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Funny story: Cameron Goes For The Ginger Vote - Undecided On Gays

Cameron Goes For The Ginger Vote - Undecided On Gays

David Cameron feels that he can attain a much coveted overall majority in the forthcoming election by targeting the ginger vote. Although no hard data is currently available on the number of ginger voters in the UK, it is generally believed that t...
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Funny story: "I have a thing for 'Ginga's'" says Owen.

"I have a thing for 'Ginga's'" says Owen.

The front man with the band Take That admitted he loves nothing more than burying his face in a full ginger bush. "True Gingas" he lovingly refers to them as must be of the collars and cuffs variety with none of that tinted rubbish. "The very tho...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Ginger T.W.A.T Gene

Scientists Discover Ginger T.W.A.T Gene

Scientists have today revealed that they have discovered the DNA strand that makes some people ginger. Following extensively funded research they believe that they can now filter out gingers from the human race altogether. Astonishingly the ginger...
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Funny story: Witch left homeless

Witch left homeless

It was bad news today for Dortchen Wilde of Delamere Forest when local council officials closed down her home on basic failures of the building regulations. Dortchen, locally known as The Wicked Witch, lived in a gingerbread house. Though nothing...
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Angry Birds CEO to step down

Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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