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Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Announces What He's Getting Everyone On His Christmas List

Rush Limbaugh Announces What He's Getting Everyone On His Christmas List

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh may look like Jolly Old Saint Nick but don't let the big old beer gut fool ya, deep down inside he is more like Ebenezer Scrooge. At least that is what his wife recently told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show when she...
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Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: "No Presents Please"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: "No Presents Please"

NEW YORK CITY - After seven years of living together without the benefit of a marriage license Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally decided to make their relationship legal. The couple stated that the reason why they decided to become husband...
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Funny story: Useless Gifts 9 : Black Velvet Pictures Of Elvis & Jesus

Useless Gifts 9 : Black Velvet Pictures Of Elvis & Jesus

A lot of people out there have no taste. It's why Primark sells size 47 spandex pants. It's why the guy that invented tansit van desert landscape airbrush paintings lives on a sugar plantation in Mexico on top of a gold mine and sleeps on a mattress made of naked hot girls. And it's also why there will always be artists that work exclusively in the medium of black velvet. Because some stupid a...
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Funny story: Exploding Suppositories Now On Sale!

Exploding Suppositories Now On Sale!

New York, NY-- The Preparation A Company has begun selling a new kind of anal suppository called 'The Bomb' in select markets across the country. The exploding suppositories are specifically designed for people who have a bug up their ass. The new...
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Funny story: The List of Ten Christmas Movies You May Want To Skip

The List of Ten Christmas Movies You May Want To Skip

The Christmas gift company Christmas Bells & Whistles has just mailed out its yearly catalog which contains over 16,000 Christmas gifts, including 97, which are brand new for the 2011 holiday season. The catalog contains over 700 pages and lists everything from armadillo shaped Christmas cookie cutters to green and red stripped zebra pajamas. One of last years biggest sellers was the Ho...
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Funny story: Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again

Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again

(Portland, Ohio) - After failing last year, Stephen Young was not willing to be rejected by his mother again this year on Mother's day. Stephen, 32, spent the last 364 days contemplating on what he did wrong and on what he needs to do this year i...
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Funny story: Passion Pix of Party Girl Pippa Middleton Surface Causing Quite A Stir

Passion Pix of Party Girl Pippa Middleton Surface Causing Quite A Stir

LONDON - It was supposed to be a party that no one would ever talk about but as things happen, someone leaked out some photos and now the 'snapshots' have hit the fan to put it in a family way, which by the way, Pippa is not. Loretta Piffinshaw of...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt is in the city they call the "Big Easy" working on the latest installment of the Indiana Jones series of motion pictures entitled Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Lifestyle. The film is based on the book of th...
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Funny story: Michelle Reportedly Struggles Picking Gifts for India PM; Settles on Wal Mart Gift Card & Toilet Paper!

Michelle Reportedly Struggles Picking Gifts for India PM; Settles on Wal Mart Gift Card & Toilet Paper!

Michelle Obama, socially challenged when it comes to gifting visiting or host leaders of the free world, found herself perplexed again when it came time to pick some gifts for her latest host, the PM of India. With her husband in tow, including th...
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Funny story: An Alternative to Standard Father's Day Gifting

An Alternative to Standard Father's Day Gifting

Ok, kids, let's look at the whole gift-giving thing for dad on Father's Day in a completely different light. Face it, your dad has all the ties he needs, it's summertime and therefore, too hot for slippers or a robe, and he prefers to pick out his own socks and underwear. So, what would be some practical gifts for the man who is not only taking care of himself now, but also taking care of you, t...
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