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Funny story: Tourists crowd to see giant Texan baby

Tourists crowd to see giant Texan baby

AUSTIN, Tx - A giant newborn Texan has become a tourist attraction, with thousands of people crowding a hospital to see the 87 kilogram (192 pound) baby boy, his mother said Friday. Billy Jo Bubba, Texas's heaviest-ever baby, who is 620 centimetre...
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Funny story: David v Goliath - Does He Have A Cat In Hell's Chance?

David v Goliath - Does He Have A Cat In Hell's Chance?

British heavyweight boxer David Haye is to fight the giant 7'2" Russian, Nikolai Valuev. Most observers regard the match up as a re-run of David v Goliath from the Old Testament. Does David stand a chance? Our boxing correspondent Lefty Hook to...
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Funny story: Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).
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Funny story: Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.
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Funny story: BT slams mis-spelling

BT slams mis-spelling

Telecoms giant BT has today (Wedendsday) joined wiv influuenshal consumer groups, parliamentarianians and fowsands of UK customers in calling for the tellecoms industry to put an end to the continuing problem of tellecoms mis-spelling.
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Funny story: Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Shares in the UK telecommunications giant BT Group rose this morning four per cent on reports that the ex government owned utility could soon become a takeover target.
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Funny story: WalMart Store Closings Spread

WalMart Store Closings Spread

TORONTO (AP) A loud noise was heard in Jonquiere, Quebec as the door slammed shut at the local WalMart store. The worldwide retailing giant decided to close the doors to its store rather than give in to demands to unionize the huge discount store. Th...
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Funny story: Move Over Rover - Over Here

Move Over Rover - Over Here

BIRMINGHAM , UK - In a last minute deal administrators of the failing car giant Rover have brokered a deal that will mean car production will continue in the Black Country. Price Cooper Waterhouse have announced that a joint venture between Jo...
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Funny story: Danon Quits BT

Danon Quits BT

Pierre Danon, erudite raconteur, secret lovechild of Bob Monkhouse and Francois Mitterand's house maid and Heir to an enormous Yoghurt empire has announced today his departure from the telecoms Giant British Telecom, despite his claims last we...
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Funny story: Yukos Discovers New Cash

Yukos Discovers New Cash

Oil giant Yukos will be allowed to use new cash recently discovered down the back of the couch in reception, to pay off a massive tax bill, Russian bailiffs have agreed.
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Funny story: Checkout rage floors dad-of-two

Checkout rage floors dad-of-two

Supermarket giant Asda is re-thinking its queuing system after a vicious outburst of ‘checkout rage'.
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Funny story: D'oh! Burns to Acquire ClearChannel

D'oh! Burns to Acquire ClearChannel

C. Montgomery Burns, the old fogey that Simpsons' fans love to hate, has done it yet again. He has bought radio giant ClearChannel and plans to install at least 25 stations in Springfield.
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Funny story: Europe is GM-free at last

Europe is GM-free at last

Brussels, 1 April 2004 - It's official, folks. GM has finally pulled out of Europe after years of controversy over its products. The final straw for the giant global corporation was reached with the fate of its flagship GM Trabby car. Following y...
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Funny story: Dulux whitewashed for New Labour

Dulux whitewashed for New Labour

Political commentators and MPs alike were left stunned when a former employee of Paint giant Dulux claimed the firm had a secret deal with the Labour Party.
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Funny story: England Threaten To Boycott World Cup

England Threaten To Boycott World Cup

TheSpoof can reveal that the entire England football squad - led by 'Captain Goldenballs' himself, David Beckham - are on the verge of pulling out of this summer's World Cup finals in Japan and South Korea. "They're going to spoil it for th...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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