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Giant baby destroys Norwich

Funny story: Giant baby destroys Norwich

A state of emergency has been declared in the county of Norfolk after a 30 foot infant run amok in Norwich city centre, smashing buildings and sucking on parked cars. The origins of the gigantic baby are unknown and it has so far evaded capture. I...

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Tourists crowd to see giant Texan baby

Funny story: Tourists crowd to see giant Texan baby

AUSTIN, Tx - A giant newborn Texan has become a tourist attraction, with thousands of people crowding a hospital to see the 87 kilogram (192 pound) baby boy, his mother said Friday. Billy Jo Bubba, Texas's heaviest-ever baby, who is 620 centimetre...

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Giant "footy" clubs accused of "nicking" juniors from the "minnows" and "Locking em up"!

Funny story: Giant "footy" clubs accused of "nicking" juniors from the "minnows" and "Locking em up"!

A major "can of worms" has been opened with accusations flying about that Major "Footy" clubs are "knicking" junior talents, paying their parents hundreds of thousands and then locking them up! Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea and Real Madrid (they boug...

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David v Goliath - Does He Have A Cat In Hell's Chance?

Funny story: David v Goliath - Does He Have A Cat In Hell's Chance?

British heavyweight boxer David Haye is to fight the giant 7'2" Russian, Nikolai Valuev. Most observers regard the match up as a re-run of David v Goliath from the Old Testament. Does David stand a chance? Our boxing correspondent Lefty Hook to...

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President Bush declares; "I'm on a mission from God!"

President Bush is laying the groundwork for an American Theocracy.(The groundwork pieces are from a giant Leggos set his Daddy bought him for Christmas.)...

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Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

Funny story: Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).

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I Never Really Knew The Old Harry Potter

Funny story: I Never Really Knew The Old Harry Potter

I never knew the old London, without it's giant ferris wheel, but I imagine it was lovely. But I wanted to tell you why I was here on assignment for TheSpoof.com, and that was to see my old friend Harry Potter.

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Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

Funny story: Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.

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BT slams mis-spelling

Funny story: BT slams mis-spelling

Telecoms giant BT has today (Wedendsday) joined wiv influuenshal consumer groups, parliamentarianians and fowsands of UK customers in calling for the tellecoms industry to put an end to the continuing problem of tellecoms mis-spelling.

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Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Funny story: Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Shares in the UK telecommunications giant BT Group rose this morning four per cent on reports that the ex government owned utility could soon become a takeover target.

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WalMart Store Closings Spread

Funny story: WalMart Store Closings Spread

TORONTO (AP) A loud noise was heard in Jonquiere, Quebec as the door slammed shut at the local WalMart store. The worldwide retailing giant decided to close the doors to its store rather than give in to demands to unionize the huge discount store. Th...

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Move Over Rover - Over Here

BIRMINGHAM , UK - In a last minute deal administrators of the failing car giant Rover have brokered a deal that will mean car production will continue in the Black Country. Price Cooper Waterhouse have announced that a joint venture between Jo...

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Danon Quits BT

Funny story: Danon Quits BT

Pierre Danon, erudite raconteur, secret lovechild of Bob Monkhouse and Francois Mitterand's house maid and Heir to an enormous Yoghurt empire has announced today his departure from the telecoms Giant British Telecom, despite his claims last we...

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The Secret of Longevity

Since the beginning of time man has been studying ways to live longer. The cave people did this by simply observing that those who got in the path of a Giant Sloth tended not to live as long as those who didn't. Thus they extended their overall population life span by practicing sloth-avoidance. There was Ponce de Leon and his frustrated search for the fountain of youth. He missed...

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Yukos Discovers New Cash

Funny story: Yukos Discovers New Cash

Oil giant Yukos will be allowed to use new cash recently discovered down the back of the couch in reception, to pay off a massive tax bill, Russian bailiffs have agreed.

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Checkout rage floors dad-of-two

Funny story: Checkout rage floors dad-of-two

Supermarket giant Asda is re-thinking its queuing system after a vicious outburst of ‘checkout rage'.

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D'oh! Burns to Acquire ClearChannel

Funny story: D'oh! Burns to Acquire ClearChannel

C. Montgomery Burns, the old fogey that Simpsons' fans love to hate, has done it yet again. He has bought radio giant ClearChannel and plans to install at least 25 stations in Springfield.

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Europe is GM-free at last

Funny story: Europe is GM-free at last

Brussels, 1 April 2004 - It's official, folks. GM has finally pulled out of Europe after years of controversy over its products. The final straw for the giant global corporation was reached with the fate of its flagship GM Trabby car. Following y...

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