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'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Funny story: 'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...

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Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Funny story: Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Co Antrim, N Ireland - Former IRA thug turned Global Piss Process luminary Gerry Adams remains in custody tonight as Northern Irish police turn on the thumbscrews about his tastes in equine stuff. Adams, 69, was arrested Wednesday night following...

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WTF 'Some' IRA Killings Could Be Murder: McGuinness??

Funny story: WTF 'Some' IRA Killings Could Be Murder: McGuinness??

Belfast - Sinn Fein presidential wannabe Martin McGuinness is off his trolley worried voters said today as his knowledge of the criminal justice system hit the headlines. Speaking to UK broadsheet reporters the former IRA hitman said people were b...

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Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Funny story: Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Following the result of the Irish election, leader of Sinn Fein, the bearded and glasses-wearing Gerry Adams has caused a political uproar by taking his seat. Mrs Doyle, who left her housekeeping position at Father Ted's house on Craggy Island to...

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No Luck for the Irish

Funny story: No Luck for the Irish

Begorrah Bejabbers the Shamrock Isle is in trouble. Gerry Adams is going to stand for Election in the Republic! News of this disaster led to the exposure of the Irish economy to a downward spiral of confidence. 'Just the Luck of the Irish' moa...

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Louis Walsh solves the Irish Question

Funny story: Louis Walsh solves the Irish Question

Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness have shocked the world of UK politics today by calling on the breakaway factions of the Provisional IRA to lay down their weapons and support partition from Southern Ireland. In a shock move, the former rabid repu...

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Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze

Funny story: Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze

As political U-turns swept across the United Kingdom as fast as the Labour government were sweeping expenses frauds under the carpet, Provisional Sinn Fein president and former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA Gerry Adams became the latest polit...

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More Q&A : For Gerry Adams M.P.

Funny story: More Q&A : For Gerry Adams M.P.

Why are you a British MP? Because of the free flats, free phones, free flights, and don't mention Free Derry, please Why is an avowed enemy of the United Kingdom accepting over £800,000 of its money, and living in a flat in the United Kingdom? Because the repressed people of Ireland need someone in England to represent their needs. Even though I never set foot in Parliament to represent t...

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Gerry Adams doesn't refuse to take a British second home allowance

Funny story: Gerry Adams doesn't refuse to take a British second home allowance

Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams, who has always refused to take his seat in Westminster due to protests against Britain's illegal 'occupation' of the six counties of Northern Ireland - despite the fact that the British there have been there...

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Ratzinger ordered Gerry Adams' Wikipedia edit

Funny story: Ratzinger ordered Gerry Adams' Wikipedia edit

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger ordered the CIA to erase all references to Gerry Adams' criminality from his Wikipedia entry after NATO military intelligence had confirmed that the Irish terrorist is the Pontiff's son by Puppet...

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Paisley and Adams in unlikely accord

Funny story: Paisley and Adams in unlikely accord

The Rev Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams have today announced they intend to further demonstrate their commitment to the Northern Irish peace process by agreeing to take part in a celebrity wife swap.

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Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Funny story: Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...

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House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

Funny story: House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.

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IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

Funny story: IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...

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Paisley and Adams Reveal Friendship

Funny story: Paisley and Adams Reveal Friendship

The Reverend Ian Paisley surprised many commentators today when he revealed that he and Gerry Adams were firm friends.

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