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German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

Funny story: German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

Grappling with Brexit in one English exam proved too much for more than 30,000 German school students, who are protesting in an online petition. About 31,000 students sat the English exam in the south-west German state of Baden-Württemberg but the pe...

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Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

Funny story: Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...

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Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, claims world whipping record!

Funny story: Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, claims world whipping record!

An infamous ageing Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, has been entered into the Guiness book of records after beating the world's whipping record by fifty lashes and then she dropped dead! The previous record was 500000 lashes in 5 days held by US...

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Confusion Among the German Community of Toronto

An important German Shepherd competition took place last Friday at the Telus Center. The Torontonian German community gathered and prepared for the show that had been planned for three months. German Canadian Congress, GCA, had flown in groups from G...

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110% Gene

Scientists have finally isolated the "110%" gene that sets sportsman apart from us mere mortals. Staggeringly though it may seem most sportsman claim to give "110%" very few are actually capable of doing this as they do not possess the "110%" gene. P...

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Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Funny story: Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...

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A Brief History of German Comedy

Funny story: A Brief History of German Comedy

Comedy, or Komödie as it is known in Deutsch, is not the first thing you think of when you think about Germany. The Germans are far better known for their mechanical expertise, their superlative beers, and their invasions of other countries. But you would be surprised at the wit that lies beneath those bristling moustaches and finely-pressed uniforms. Here we explore a brief history of German humo...

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Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

Funny story: Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

The relationship between humans and vegetables is a long and complex one. As many as 1 in 5 cucumbers are purchased for use not as food but as a sex toy. A fact that was possibly the best kept secret of the cucumber industry. However, the e-coli o...

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Review: Language tapes

Funny story: Review: Language tapes

As the Spoof's foremost reviewer I get to review some cool stuff. This month I was sent three Lingo language packs: German, Italian and Spanish. I would quite like to have learned Chinese, just to find out what the people in the Chinese Chippy were saying about me. I've never been very good at learning languages though. I even with English struggle. Lingo packs come in three parts. These are:...

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British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

Funny story: British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British men over the age of sixteen are expected to openly revolt against an EU directive stipulating that in the interests of European brotherhood, they should demonstrate support for their German counterparts by wearing lederhosen for work and leis...

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German Tanks Rumble Into Poland

Funny story: German Tanks Rumble Into Poland

Reports coming in this evening state that German tanks are flooding into neighbouring Poland at an unprecedented rate. The current invasion stems apparently from Polish migrant workers who upon returning home have taken a keen interest in tropical...

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German Model Railway's Deutscho-View

Funny story: German Model Railway's Deutscho-View

German twin brothers have built the world's longest model railway in Hamburg, one that has six miles of track and takes in all aspects of German life. By the time the layout is complete in 2014, it will also take in France, Belgium, Greece, Poland, D...

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The Germans - Are They Getting Stroppy Again?

Funny story: The Germans - Are They Getting Stroppy Again?

Westminster - Rumblings in the corridors of power today following German MEP Ludwig Von Scheissenhauser's controversial address to the European Parliament yesterday when he stated that: "Ze reason for ze economic downturn in Der Fatherland can, an...

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Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

Funny story: Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

A train exhibition commemorating the thousands of children murdered by Germans and Poles during WWII is spending a leisurely second day in predominantly gentile post-war Berlin.

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Germany Will Re-develop V-2 Missile

Funny story: Germany Will Re-develop V-2 Missile

Frankfurter, Germany (IP) - German scientists announced today that they will immediately begin work on a rocket for peaceful purposes based on the old V-2 missile design.

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German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

Funny story: German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

A German aristocrat, found dead after falling from his fourth-floor balcony in an exclusive area of West London, died one month too early, say police from Scotland Yard.

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Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

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World's hairiest pussy!

Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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