New York - "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed that team's name to the New New York Yankees.
Contrary to all indications, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner does have a heart, which was proven today when it exploded like a hand-grenade in his chest, killing the 80 year-old.
A representative for the Steinbrenner family has released a statem...
George Steinbrenner, contentious owner of the New York Yankees baseball team, was back arguing with Billy Martin, the manger he loved to hate, in heaven today.
Steinbrenner's late arrival at the pearly gates was announced by Bob Sheppard, 99, lon...
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