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Funny story: Rock hits Netanyahu limo he calls in air strikes and tanks

Rock hits Netanyahu limo he calls in air strikes and tanks

The office of Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu has explained obliteration of four twelve year old Palestinian boys yesterday was due to a likely connection to Hamas rockets buried nearby. According to witnesses the boys were playing near t...
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Funny story: 69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Despite the passage of nearly 70 years, many Jews are still holding onto anger over the attempt by the German Nazi Party to exterminate them as a people group. "They tried to kill us out of existence, as a people, as a rel...
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Funny story: Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Solomon Islands, today: The slaughtering of innocent dolphins continues unabated and if Japanese butcherers were not enough, Solomon Island inhabitants have also decided to cull innocent dolphins swimming in their shores. The dolphins have had en...
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Funny story: Old woman is accused of genocide

Old woman is accused of genocide

An 89-year-old woman is being accused of committing genocide for dating an 18-year-old man by the name of Jack Be Nimble, from New York City. The old woman is not capable of producing biological children making her a vessel of genocide. The U.
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Funny story: Dutch woman accused of genocide; she murdered a million ants!

Dutch woman accused of genocide; she murdered a million ants!

A Dutch woman has been accused at the International court of justice in the Hague of genocide because she massacred a million (not exactly counted because the rascals are cannibals and many of the dead bodies were eaten) ants outside her front door.
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Funny story: New cola application: naked body disposal

New cola application: naked body disposal

NEW YORK, NY - The cola wars have gotten ugly lately. Cola companies are competing to create the best flesh dissolving formulations. It all started with the mouse. The UN, as in United Nations, is taking notice, according to our source. A qui...
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Funny story: Fife Council to "Resettle" Troubled Population

Fife Council to "Resettle" Troubled Population

In a move to dramatically reduce spending and make savings of almost £50k, Executives at Fife Council are considering plans to "Resettle in the East Neuk" inhabitants of some of Fife's most notorious streets and housing estates. "This will reduce...
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Funny story: Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context

Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context

Former manager and pundit Ron Atkinson is once again at the centre of racial controversy after making comments advocating the genocide of Chinese citizens. The comments, which Atkinson made after he believed the microphone had been switched off, s...
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Funny story: M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

A music video by M.I.A. which shows some ginger haired people being rounded up by cops, shot, set on fire and forced to walk across a minefield has been banned by top website You Tube for breaching regulations regarding pornographic/violent content.
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Funny story: God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

At a conference of world leaders, God said he would forgive the Nazis for committing genocide on Jewish people after Israel condemned an ex-Mossad agent for having too many wives and producing too many Jewish children. The dedicated agent was cha...
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Funny story: World's Richest Man Completes World Conquest

World's Richest Man Completes World Conquest

FATICAN CITY - Italy UPDATE 1 - The owner of the worlds largest estate cracked this morning. The sad account of this man's fate is revealed in this scoop. For years, Charl Scwab increased the size of his estate. Starting with a ranch in Texas, h...
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Funny story: Rupublicans and Gays commiting genocide on the public

Rupublicans and Gays commiting genocide on the public

The U.S. Senate intelligently voted Wednesday against moving on a proposed constitutional amendment that would define marriage as a union between one man and one woman.
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Funny story: Brazilian PM Ernesto de Morais Condemns US Genocide, Hypocrisy

Brazilian PM Ernesto de Morais Condemns US Genocide, Hypocrisy

In a speech to the Brazilian Parliament today, Prime Minister Ernesto de Morais condemned what he termed as the "massive genocide that has been going on in the USA since the 1970's."...
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Funny story: Bush Comments on the Genocide in Darfur

Bush Comments on the Genocide in Darfur

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Upon hearing about the genocide in Darfur, President Bush made a televised speech to the people in Darfur.
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Funny story: National Society of Comedians Approves Genocide as Topic of Jokes

National Society of Comedians Approves Genocide as Topic of Jokes

In a move long anticipated in the comedy and entertainment world, the National Society of Comedians (NCS) has approved the use of "jokes of and about genocide." The NCS, which decides when and if certain controversial topics can be joked ab...
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