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Funny story: New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

A new restaurant is trying out a cutting edge theme. The restaurant will be called "Leftover Bliss Diner". "We are a restaurant attempting to capture 2014 nostalgia, for a restaurant in the late 80's that captured the nostalgia of a 1950's restau...
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Funny story: Share a Coke with: whoever you want

Share a Coke with: whoever you want

After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
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Funny story: Balotelli admits; "I am a genius; Dickhead!"

Balotelli admits; "I am a genius; Dickhead!"

It is now official, Italian soccer star, Mario Balotelli, who does nothing apart from sitting on the bench when others are winning titles, chasing porno / striptease stars in front of the paparazzii and flashing his mega-bucks all over Manchester, am...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney in Four Word Outburst

Wayne Rooney in Four Word Outburst

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney stunned millions of television viewers by revealing he now has a vocabulary of four words. After completing his hat-trick in the 4-2 win over West Ham United at Upton Park, Rooney shouted the words 'Fucking w...
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Funny story: Apple's Genius Bar Expands to Include Food and Drink

Apple's Genius Bar Expands to Include Food and Drink

Counting on the success of the Apple Store's Genius Bar for answers to technical product questions, insiders tell me that they will soon be expanding the concept to a separate building, serving food and beverages. "It was based on a suggestion sub...
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Funny story: 2 year old gets an A* at Maths A-Level

2 year old gets an A* at Maths A-Level

A 2 year old boy has become the youngest person ever to attain an A* grade at Maths A-Level. Abdullah Khan from Oxford has only been studying maths for 3 months but his parents believe he has a natural talent with figures. 'It all started when...
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Funny story: Boy Genius Finds Cure For Hunger

Boy Genius Finds Cure For Hunger

A six year old boy genius has sensationally found a cure for hunger and starvation throughout the world. Kenny Fringe, 6, has been hailed as the next Einstein by people who make predictions about things like that. He has already taken his GCSE's a...
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Funny story: Shania Twain Had a Brain Fart

Shania Twain Had a Brain Fart

Shania Twain, perplexed by her lack of education and comparing her wealthy lifestyle to the improvised lifestyles of scientist living across the the world, decided to write a song to boost her ego and degrade those that have scarified their valuable...
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Funny story: Child Prodigy Makes Discovery Affecting All Science

Child Prodigy Makes Discovery Affecting All Science

This'snotta Seekrtbunkersport, SD - Almost 200 miles in a random direction from a small town built to look really old and unimportant, a child who may be the greatest thinker the world has ever known is kept hidden away from prying eyes, solid foods,...
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Funny story: Spider Bite Causes Genius

Spider Bite Causes Genius

A brand new species of spider has been discovered in Madagascar with a bite like nothing else. One bite from the tiny mandibles of this thumbnail sized arachnid, and the person bitten suffers from an IQ gain of more than 20 points. In more than 10...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...
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Funny story: Internationally Renowned Child Prodigy Slacks Off

Internationally Renowned Child Prodigy Slacks Off

Four-year-old only-child Nicholas Fortworth (not his real name due to his status as a minor) has shocked the international Childhood Talented and Gifted community by slacking off. It seems he has opted to intake Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank E...
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Funny story: I Am Such A Girl

I Am Such A Girl

My cousins who are in their 70's just got their first computer, and I am in charge of forcing them how to understand how to run the thing. They think I am a genius because I know how to Google, and I can email like a fiend. I will do my best to never disappoint them.
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...
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Funny story: Experimental preschool creating near geniuses

Experimental preschool creating near geniuses

The experimental preschool Head First uses the latest research in neurobiology, cognitive science, and learning theory to accelerate the development of children in its care.
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Funny story: Larry's People

Larry's People

It’s my two cents…That '75 El Camino you see tooling around Beverly Hills with the "#1 Delroy Lindo Fan" bumper sticker belongs to none other than yours truly... As I creep closer and closer to death's door, I still get a thrill going online into X-Men chat rooms and calling everyone virgins...Whoever came up with the word "gusto" is a genius!...I'm no scientist, bu...
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