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Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Funny story: Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Swanton, VT - Apparently terrified by the prospect of America's restored greatness, a group of Vermont deer made a failed attempt to cross the Canadian border Wednesday. The trespassers have been captured and taken into custody, and are currently awa...

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Father Goose Reportedly Back In Picture

Funny story: Father Goose Reportedly Back In Picture

BOSTON--Sources close to the family are reporting that Father Goose, who left to go get breadcrumbs six years ago and didn't return, is finally back in the picture. "We couldn't be happier!" exclaimed Mother Goose, author of such classic children'...

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Hunters Shoot Goose during Beach Church Service

Funny story: Hunters Shoot Goose during Beach Church Service

The rector of a Massachusetts Church holding morning services at the beach said two hunters nearby shot a goose dead in front of his followers just as he was giving a sermon to the children on why it is important to respect all God's creatures. The h...

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PGA Presents Plan for Recycling Goose Droppings

Funny story: PGA Presents Plan for Recycling Goose Droppings

INS News - The PGA presented a plan today to offset the cost of cleaning up the Canada goose droppings that plague golf courses around the country. Speaking on behalf of its membership, PGA President M.G. Orender traced the history of the Canada goos...

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Geese From Canada Crashed US Airways Flight 1549

Funny story: Geese From Canada Crashed US Airways Flight 1549

Washington, DC - The office of Homeland Security issues the following directive to states bordering on Canada. FACT: Geese originating from Canada caused the near disaster of flight US Airways 1549. FACT: The border of Canada and the U.S. is po...

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Search for Geese Missing in Flight 1594 Continues

Rescue teams this morning were working "round the clock, with all hands on deck" to locate any surviving geese involved in Thursday's crash landing of US Airways Flight 1594, according to team lead Robert Hansen. "You prepare your whole life for...

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Harvey Nichols To Stop Selling Liver Pate

Funny story: Harvey Nichols To Stop Selling Liver Pate

Harvey Nichols, the posh people's shop that many working class folk treat as a sort of Mecca, will stop selling foie gras, senior executives announced yesterday.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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