Showing:

Funny satire stories about gastric band

Try another search?

Chris Christie To Have A Gastric Band

Funny story: Chris Christie To Have A Gastric Band

New Jersey governor Chris Christie has angrily defied critics who have said that he is too fat to be president. He has admitted that he is addicted to 'Krispy Kreme Donuts' and is proud of it. Poor governor Christie has been 'fair game' to crit...

Read full story View 'Chris Christie To Have A Gastric Band'

Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

Funny story: Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

With many Americans unable to change life long eating habits, a new medical procedure coupled with prosthetic pants may be the desirable answer. Developed by Dr. C. Emmett Sakatt a colorectal surgical specialist with extraordinarily long fingers,...

Read full story View 'Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend'

Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover

Funny story: Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover

Glasgow - A pair of middle-aged chinless blobs from Lard - er...Largs! - in Ayrshire won the record breaking jackpot after a seven week-long rollover. Chris and Colin Weird (sic) said today they would be investing some of the dosh in gastric band...

Read full story View 'Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover'

Centrefold model gets radical surgery to keep job

Funny story: Centrefold model gets radical surgery to keep job

Following recent financial losses, a men's magazine is introducing a new slimmer version of their publication, which goes on sale from next month. It means that fewer models will be needed, and there is stiff competition for the available places. A...

Read full story View 'Centrefold model gets radical surgery to keep job'

Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Funny story: Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.

Read full story View 'Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band'

Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
69 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more