Westminster entered its deepest hour of crisis today as the Home Secretary revealed herself to be HUMAN.
Her mask slipped at around half-past eleven this morning when she overruled the advice of her securocrats to free Gary McKinnon, a Scottish ma...
British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches.
Mr McKinnon...
Arlington, Va - Defense Department lawyers have described today's decision by UK Home Secretary Theresa May as a 'tit-for-tat knee-jerk response' to a 1998 US Justice Department failure to extradite a bent UK judge 'who was too depressed to face tria...
London - Studio bosses are desperate to secure the services of the Sherlock star whose uncanny facial resemblance makes him a dead ringer for Gary McKinnon.
Benedict Cumberbatch is being headhunted to play the controversial Pentagon hacker in a ne...
Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning.
Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...
Leeds: Shock, horror and disbelief as local Leeds Man Puts Good Book Down in Library.
There is a saying in literary circles, that if you put a good book down before finishing it, 'Then yer a bastard"!! Unfortunately for one man, the act of putting...
London - (AssAnge Mess): The Belmarsh Magistrates Court extradition hearing is having none of it, of course.
Attempts to exonerate cyber-snooper Julian Assange by likening his plight to Gary McKinnon's were met with cries of 'Gordon Bennett!' and...
London - (X-Files): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has evidence that Chinese military espionage is responsible for deleting footage of UFOs amassing above Port-Au-Prince shortly before last week's apocalyptic earthquake.
Attorneys close to...
(Defecated News) In what can only be described as 'shocking', serial hacker and spastic Gary McKinnon was apprehended by British special forces last night and, (as any bitch would do), Gordon Brown handed him over to Uncle Sam.
For months, the fu...
London - (Daft-as-a-Brush): Secret European listening posts in George W Bush's warrantless wiretap program may be hiding something.
That's Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon's best bet as thousands of hours of taped phone calls were locked down in a t...
London - (X-Files): McKinnon's Sasha and Malia Obama's deep space conception somewhere in a massive black hole in the Crabs Nebula video is a case in point.
And this week the Pentagon hacker vowed to break his silence about other ET/human hybrids...
Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son.
The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...
Washington - (The Third Man, Twice Removed): Today's arrest of top NASA astrophysicist Stewart David Nozette has been linked to the FBI's bugging of Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon according to a Georgetown rap sheet.
Nozette, 52, was busted after p...
The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored with the U.S. highest honor, the Medal of Freedom, rather than imprisoned.
Sou...
Sea of Tranquility - (Lunacy): Tinfoilhatters campaigning for Pentagon computer hacker Gary McKinnon are over the moon.
His extraordinary claims about a massive lunar UFO bunker located in the Cabeus crater region of the Moon's South Pole are abou...
Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland.
The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the Internatio...
Deranged Gary "The Hacker" McKinnon has pleaded to the British high court to change their sentence, accept the fact that he is a fucking Loony and let him go to jail in the UK.
Hacker (soon to be new "San Quentin Bitch") Gary is so frightened of a...
London - (X-Files Mess): Filthy, explicitly suggestive emails from Bush twins Jenna and Barbara - intercepted by their father's warrantless wiretap program - were responsible for the Pentagon's bust of UFO file hacker Gary McKinnon, an extradition Ap...