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Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Funny story: Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming another episode of Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford. A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: 'We tried to warn...

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Christmas cheer from The Police!

Funny story: Christmas cheer from The Police!

Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...

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Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Funny story: Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...

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"Night Lake Inspector" Job Found in Audit.

Funny story: "Night Lake Inspector" Job Found in Audit.

A "deep audit" of Chicago municipal employee records has revealed a bizarre surprise: Chicago has been funding a "Night Lake Inspector" position for over 30 years. The only problem? There's nobody there, and never was. The position was created d...

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Danny Dyer to play East End hard man in new film

Funny story: Danny Dyer to play East End hard man in new film

Movie news now, and in a marked departure from previous roles, Danny Dyer is expected to play a trash-talking, Cockerknee Geezer type in his latest film project. With the working title "Apples", after the Cockney rhyming slang "Apples and Pears" (st...

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Justin Bieber Adopts 'Pretty Boy' Moniker as Gangsta Name

Funny story: Justin Bieber Adopts 'Pretty Boy' Moniker as Gangsta Name

Now that Justin Bieber has a new haircut and looks 100% better according to just about everyone we asked, he has decided to name himself "Pretty Boy" after the infamous gangster Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd. "I'm looking pretty good these day...

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Chicago Bank Forecloses On Al Capone's Hideaway

Funny story: Chicago Bank Forecloses On Al Capone's Hideaway

CHICAGO - The Lake Michigan Farmer's State Bank of Chicago has just announced that they have had to repossess the 407-acre hideaway complex of 1920's gangster Al Capone. The property which is valued at $2.6 million includes a two-story 20,000 squa...

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John Dillinger Dead

Funny story: John Dillinger Dead

Sad news just in. Reports are saying that gangster John Dillinger, recently portrayed in a movie by pirate Captain Jack Sparrow is dead. It would appear that Dillinger was shot dead by FBI agents as he left the Biograph movie theater in Chicago, I...

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Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Funny story: Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Gangland boss, Barry "the Makerel" Morris has stunned his former criminal pals and has turned over a new leaf as a respectable restrateur in the sleepy holiday harbour town of Padstow. Speaking from his seaside Michelin starred eatery he tells us:...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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