The following story is based on real events, some of the names have been changed and changed back in order to confuse you of their identity. No elderly people were harmed in the telling of this story.
Frail. Feeble. A stark contrast from their buoyant youth. Their bodies since rejected them. The inspector again signing off on their case. This wasn't living. It was simply existing. Betty had bat...
Oh Kanye West, how will you entertain us next? If you're not calling yourself Yeezus, (and if you're wondering like I did; no, that is not the name of a Shakespearian tour bus, or a town crier's "street" name) you are dipping your toes in the media with some memorable; arguably egotistical; I mean eloquent, remarks.
But we kinda like him anyway.
Like that Uncle you only see during the holida...
Angry scenes at A&E tonight as a man and woman, Barry Nutsafe and Dawn Moulds are having a 'pain-off', just to see which is more painful. Being kicked in the privates or childbirth.
We have an audience including staff having fag breaks, peopl...
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