KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FL - Inspired by Red Bull's Stratos project in which Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner was sent to jump from earths' stratosphere, Chipotle Mexican Grill has decided that they too want participate in galactic marketing.
A...
OGDEN, UT- With a spring in his step and a song in his heart, area man Brandon Davis, 30, is high on life, PCP.
"I feel great," said Davis, whose outlook derives from fresh air, warm sunshine, and 5 to 10mg of phencyclidine. "It's like I could tak...
PEORIA, Calif.-The unemployment lines in Peoria have seen a jump in numbers as the local Walmart closes its doors for the last time after succumbing to the pressures of the newly opened Super Walmart.
"When the Super Walmart opened four month...
Despite having what some have called an unappealing headline, you have just opened this article and started reading it.
"I'm really not sure why I'm reading this article," you said. "So far it doesn't really seem to be about anything. I'm beginning to wonder why it was even written."
Though the thought has crossed your mind to stop reading the article, you said that a combination o...
Thomas Johnson, a resident of Bartlesville, OK, has decided to voice his opinion in light of the recent Huggies ad campaign depicting loving fathers easily taking care of their children, without the help and supervision of their wives.
While some...
Bruce "Funny Britches" Maverick was found dead last night still clutching the Dictaphone that recorded his last words. The legendary spoof writer will leave a great hole in the fabric of laughter.
The police coroner reports that "Funny Britches" w...
Jean Dujardin from the smash hit silent movie "The Artist" has become a mute.
In a ironic yet dramatic series of events, the actor has permanently lost the use of his voice.
The news broke not long after the oscars where "The Artist" won numer...
Story told by Gorm's best chum Wombleworry Worters.
It was always great to see old Gorm laughing at things with a tank-full of gigolos, and then gnawing on them should they respond in kind. I am sure he didn't hardly realise how truly loved he was by his fellow inmates, everyday we'd give him a caring clout and a timely trip whenever he truly got too big for his booters. Yes, everyone really fe...
It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children.
The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
The Inchcock Institute of Lesser Educated Nitwits, today disclosed their winning political ode for their May 2011 competition.
It was created, we believe perhaps in France, cause the writer claimed he wrote it: 'While having a funny turn in the Louvre?!
I find the way politicians morals have sank to be tragical,
Solutions to this dilemma are not forthcoming, workable or logical,
They exist...
May
The coalition will remain windy with occasional clouds - with slight chance to none of agreeable conditions. Low Lying members will remain througout the year.
June
There will be a slight chance of opposition elements starting to appear in response to the turbulent verbal conditions, interspersed with mock-sunshine periods from the coalition government.
July
Storms over expenses...
In a poll conducted by Mori (Maurice Flanagan, a farmer from Co Monaghan in Ireland to give him his full name), it has been firmly concluded that Frankie Boyle, the self-styled funny Scottish comedian, is not even the remotest bit funny, although he...
Some are just slips of the tongue:
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experts say school...
Remember a time when people actually took the KKK seriously? Before, when Klansmen and Head Members didn't have guest appearances on The Jerry Springer Show. Seems those days have finally passed and now it's just a bunch of red necks dressed up in Halloween costumes.
I mean they can't even do anything anymore. The KKK acting out has become so much of a rarity that anyone who gets lynched or...
A TheSpoof.com writer was reportedly distraught tonight, and about to go into hiding following his wife's revelation that the funniest bloke she had ever met was a bloke called Dave.
From Coventry.
The TheSpoof.com writer, who wishes to remain...
The United Nations has declared that nothing funny will happen in the news for the next two weeks. These "Days of Soberness and Deep Thought," if successful, may become an annual even.
It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.
Duncan is an amazing person. He's witty, he's funny and he is very smart. He appreciates the finer things in life. He also knows a good thing when he sees it. He speaks the truth with sincere honesty.