London - A circular fungal formation of Phallus impudicus hybrids has materialised in the PM's garden following weeks of downpours on Drowning Street's necrotic zone turves.
The foul-smelling sticky mushroom is notorious in rooting from minute der...
Scotland - 'Fun guy or fungi?' was the dilemma today after a back-to-nature weekend photo-op backfired horribly on the Prince, snapped in ridiculous tartan galoshes picking mushrooms near Loch Ness.
This morning his locally foraged mushroom hotpot...
I don't know why people have stopped darning socks. I have a wonderful collection of 'darning mushrooms' of all shapes and sizes.
Some darning mushrooms are for darning worn-out 'elbows' of favourite sweaters, others for sock heels, others for sock toes. Different sizes of mushrooms for different sizes of sweaters and socks.
Some are quite 'flat' for darning other parts of sweaters and s...
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