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Funny story: Ricky Martin: "Livin' La Vida Loca" Lyrics Rewritten - but only slightly

Ricky Martin: "Livin' La Vida Loca" Lyrics Rewritten - but only slightly

It all makes sense now. I only changed the girl for a boy!!! "Livin' La Vida Loca" He's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls. I feel a premonition, that boy's gonna make me fall. He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light. He's got a new addiction, for every day and night. He'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. He'll mak...
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Funny story: Brown's concern over 'Fudge Packers'

Brown's concern over 'Fudge Packers'

Gordon Brown today entered the row regarding the proposed closure of the Cadbury chocolate factory at Keynsham following the recent takeover by Kraft Foods Company. The Prime Minister expressed his fears for the future of the workforce and declared h...
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Funny story: New Superhero Makes Debut To Adoring Fans

New Superhero Makes Debut To Adoring Fans

Metropolis turns to Superman, the Man of Steel, for protection. In Gotham City, they turn on the Bat Signal and call for the services of Batman and Robin. New York City turns to the web slinger, Spiderman, for help when nothing else will save them.
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Funny story: Hollywood Announces San Francisco Based "Little House" Spin-off

Hollywood Announces San Francisco Based "Little House" Spin-off

Hollywood announced a new mid-season replacement series that will begin showing on television in January. It is another series based loosely on the famous Laura Ingalls Wilder books. This new show will be based on a non-traditional, politically cor...
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Funny story: California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

Calfiornia voters, tired of the gay community of San Francisco trying to shove gay marriage down their throats, have voted to change the name of the city. In a vote that received 80% support outside of the bay area, state voters elected to change th...
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Funny story: New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting

New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting

It has been four years since the beginning of link]the Special Interest Group wars in the cable networks. Next month, the latest population segment will join the fight with the debut of The Homosexual Television Network. HTN will launch on every...
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Funny story: World Champion Fudge Packer Admits Hobby Changed Eye Color

World Champion Fudge Packer Admits Hobby Changed Eye Color

Thomas Craig, world famous as the World Champion Fudge Packer, admitted today that his well known brown eyes used to be blue. "I've had so much packed in me that even the color has started to affect me." "I'm thinking about asking Linda Ronstadt...
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Funny story: BuckwheatsButt Experiences 4-Hour Erection WITHOUT Male Enhancement Drug!

BuckwheatsButt Experiences 4-Hour Erection WITHOUT Male Enhancement Drug!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - While dropping off his latest spoof about gay-ass fudge packers at the pool, The Spoof's reigning champion of toilet humor reportedly became so aroused, he experienced an erection lasting more than four hours! Prostate speciali...
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Funny story: White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises Issues Daily Press Release

White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises Issues Daily Press Release

The White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises issued the following statement for Tuesday, July 28th, 2009: "On this day, a day like any other day in our free and racially equal land where things like a man's birth place and skin color don'...
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Funny story: California Bi-Athlete Tries for Dual Titles: Fudge Packing/Weenie Gulping!

California Bi-Athlete Tries for Dual Titles: Fudge Packing/Weenie Gulping!

San Francisco, California/Wrinkled Scrotum News - Due to the recent $26B state Bankruptcy , local Fudgies are rooting for one of their own in this internationally acclaimed Fudge Packing Event, and hope other ass holes flocking to the event wil...
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Funny story: World Champion Fudge Packer Admits He Wanted to Be a Cowboy

World Champion Fudge Packer Admits He Wanted to Be a Cowboy

Thomas Craig, formerly of San Fagcisco but now in Washington, D.C., is the current title holder World Champion Fudge Packer. In a meeting in the White House Press Room to introduce him as a new worker in the White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty...
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Funny story: World Champion Fudge Packer Moves to Washington D.C.

World Champion Fudge Packer Moves to Washington D.C.

Thomas Craig, world champion fudge packer from San Fagcisco, California, has taken a presidential appointment and will be relocating to Washington, D.C.. Craig, who will work in the White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises, is excited by th...
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Funny story: World Fudge Packing Champion to Appear on Oprah Winfrey

World Fudge Packing Champion to Appear on Oprah Winfrey

Thomas Craig, winner of the World Fudge Packing Championships, will appear on the Oprah Winfrey talk show this week. The news was announced by show spokesperson Barbarbara Gurt. Craig, a native of San Fagcisco, was excited by the prospects of app...
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Funny story: Local Man to Compete in World Fudge Packing Championship

Local Man to Compete in World Fudge Packing Championship

(Newsdesk, San Fagcisco, California) Local champion Thomas Craig is nervous about his competition this week as he contends for a world title. "When I look at the other men, it just makes me so twittery and spastic," said Craig. "I just hope that my...
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Funny story: Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

First, there was the Illinois Governor attempting to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Then, Governor Bill Richardson resigned as the nominee for Secretary of Commerce over irregularities in New Mexico. Now, a third scandal has rocked the Obama Pres...
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