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Funny story: Fruitcakes Now Made With Marijuana

Fruitcakes Now Made With Marijuana

Philadelphia, PA - That 20-pound fruitcake you received for Christmas might not be so bad after all. Modern fruitcakes have a lot more inside them besides candied cherries and curried yak jowls. Marijuana is now the major ingredient in fruitcakes,...
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Funny story: Man Develops Alternative Fuel Source from Fruitcake

Man Develops Alternative Fuel Source from Fruitcake

Bentonville, AR - A former Walmart employee and part-time nutty professor has begun research into alternative uses for the millions of fruitcakes that are returned every December 26th to Walmart. Speaking from the garage of his home on Vista Drive in...
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Funny story: Repurposing the Dreaded Holiday Fruitcake

Repurposing the Dreaded Holiday Fruitcake

With the Holidays almost upon us, our doors are likely to be darkened again by the arrival of an annual housewarming gift, the baked brick that promises edibility but invokes a gag reflex, the one item that when received, forces you into a feigned sm...
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