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Funny story:  U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

The United States intends to send troops into Heaven, in a move to prevent terrorists from operating there. Called Operation Free Heaven, the top-secret plan, conceived during the Bush administration but never carried out, is gaining momentum in high...
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Funny story:  GOP Considers Ban on Islam

GOP Considers Ban on Islam

On Thursday, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) became the highest ranking Republican to offer support to a proposed law banning the peaceful practice of Islam in the United States. The controversial measure originally proposed by Lindsey Graham, Republican S...
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Funny story:  Magna Carta nobody gives a Rats Arse

Magna Carta nobody gives a Rats Arse

The Magna Carta, is probably the greatest document in England's history regarding the protection of the peoples liberty. It restricts the right of monarchy to be unjust against ordinary citizens but also through its declaration of freedom makes it cl...
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Funny story:  San Francisco Mayor to Phase Out Traffic Signals

San Francisco Mayor to Phase Out Traffic Signals

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Mayor Gavin Newsom gave the green light today to a controversial new initiative aimed at driving down the city of San Francisco's gaping budget deficit. Beginning January 1, 2010, he announced, maintenance crews will be...
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Funny story:  Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Dearest Madame Bitters, My husband, 'Terry' and I seperated in early May of this year after fourteen years of marriage and our divorce was finalized last week. While I'm relieved that Terry and I are no longer married, I was with him for a good chunk of my life and I'm just not used to being alone. I'm only 34 and I feel like I'm at a crossroads in my life. How can I deal? -Flummoxed in Gran...
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Funny story:  Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Warrington UK: Police revealed today that a man who had been missing for 3 years, had in fact been living in an Ikea store. The furniture store, famed for not having correct exit signs around the store, leading many to suggest it was a ploy to kee...
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Funny story:  President Bush's daily schedule released

President Bush's daily schedule released

Ever wondered what an average day in the life of the president is like? Well, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we get our first look inside the life of a President.
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Funny story:  Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.
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Funny story:  An Imperial Presidency?

An Imperial Presidency?

Washington, D.C. - Under a Freedom of Information Act request, the advocacy group "Why Must We Be Governed By Idiots?" received the following 2007 memo relating to appropriate behavior in the presence of President Bush, and immediately released the document to the press.
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Funny story:  To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

Whether tis freedom limited to rhetoric and laughter, To ignore centralized economic planning...
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Funny story:  Man flies home after 31 years on Death Row

Man flies home after 31 years on Death Row

A 57-year-old man flew home to the UK yesterday after spending over half his life on America's death row. Ian Bailey walked free from jail in Wickham County, Ohio, after reaching a plea deal with prosecutors over an arson attack in which a family...
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Funny story:  To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

Whether tis freedom limited to rhetoric and laughter, To ignore centralized economic planning...
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Funny story:  Truth in Clinton's "Is' is Uncovered

Truth in Clinton's "Is' is Uncovered

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, hidden sections in the transcripts from the testimony of President William Jefferson Clinton during his appearance in 1998 before the Grand Jury have been uncovered. This particular excerpt shed a lot of light:...
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Funny story:  Kenyan government to open new school of journalism for mimes, amid silent protests over proposed restrictive media law

Kenyan government to open new school of journalism for mimes, amid silent protests over proposed restrictive media law

Nairobi, Kenya - A silent protest by Kenyan journalists wearing gags over their mouths, marching quietly though the streets of the capital took place today demanding that the National Assembly reverse its law granting courts the power to compel journ...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter to undergo surgery to have foot removed from mouth; GOP speechless

Ann Coulter to undergo surgery to have foot removed from mouth; GOP speechless

Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...
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Funny story:  Why gay marriage is wrong

Why gay marriage is wrong

I live in a nice neighbourhood, a place where wholesome american children ride their shiny new bicycles up and down the street past perfectly manicured lawns, a place where old glory sits out front in every yard blowing gently in the refreshing breeze of freedom. Now I can hear you less patient readers saying "yeah so what?"...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

NBCLand-Crafty domestic arts maven Martha Stewart, in a calculated bid to free herself from what she terms federal over regulation, has ripped off her parole ankle bracelet, passed it off on an assistant and taken a fast car to freedom in a desperate...
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Funny story:  President for Life Bush begins Second Term with Mass Purges

President for Life Bush begins Second Term with Mass Purges

Washington D.C.- In a stunning move, President Bush has declared himself "President for Life" and announced numerous changes in the American way of life. Using his inaugural speech to tell the country about the new "Freedom Reforms&qu...
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Iron Manifold

SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
Black Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.

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