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Funny story: George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden. "He's a patriot for exposing...
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Funny story: ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

CHUGWATER, WYOMING - Twin brothers, Buck and Chuck Clapsaddle, 36, have announced their award winning, multimillion dollar business, ObamaBowlaRama, a bowling alley with a political twist, will be offered for nationwide and possibly international f...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Speech in Canada Was A Favorite! Here's the rest of the story?

Nelson Mandela Speech in Canada Was A Favorite! Here's the rest of the story?

Nelson Mandela always had close ties with Canada where he always found support, according to one reporter who shared with us yesterday. "I was there when he told the crowd, "Your respect for diversity within your own society and your tolerant and...
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Funny story: Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

WASHINGTON, DC --- Convinced that it knows what is best for everyone else, the Obama administration has launched a new effort to control citizens' behavior and bend them to the federal government's will: BIT (Behavioral Insights Team) is working "ac...
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Funny story: President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an off-the-record press conference, President Barak Obama, in the interest of "government transparency," made a startling announcement. "We're coming after you!" he warned the American media. Although he wouldn't name the names...
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Funny story: White Americans celebrate their freedom from the British, while blacks are left wondering what all the nonsense is about

White Americans celebrate their freedom from the British, while blacks are left wondering what all the nonsense is about

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans celebrated their country's 236th birthday today with fireworks displays, parades, family cookouts, and really shitty American beer. Nevermind that one in four Americans is not able to explain from whom the United State...
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Funny story: Long Island Villager Gets 2 Years in Jail for Not Mowing Lawn

Long Island Villager Gets 2 Years in Jail for Not Mowing Lawn

An 85 year old veteran was sentenced to 24 months jail time after he became the first resident to fall foul of Massapequa Park village's new law, which came into effect today which made it a criminal offense for homeowners not to maintain their prope...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'

Bloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'

New York's diminutive mayor has launched a campaign to shrink the city's citizenry down to size - one resident at a time. The effort began today with a ban on super-sized sugared drinks and will progress with the construction of "fat farms" in ea...
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Funny story: Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

The recent trends of Unschoolers, who basically are self taught on everything from spelling to physics, share a belief that children do not need classrooms and organized education to learn. Rather, they are on their own to do what they want anytime...
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Funny story: Burka's and eating frogs legs in public banned in France!

Burka's and eating frogs legs in public banned in France!

The French government are determined to ban Muslim women from wearing Burka's in public and have promised Muslims in return to also ban the eating of frogs legs in public! French Muslims feel that this new law is discriminating, but the French gov...
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Funny story: U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

The United States intends to send troops into Heaven, in a move to prevent terrorists from operating there. Called Operation Free Heaven, the top-secret plan, conceived during the Bush administration but never carried out, is gaining momentum in high...
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Funny story: GOP Considers Ban on Islam

GOP Considers Ban on Islam

On Thursday, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) became the highest ranking Republican to offer support to a proposed law banning the peaceful practice of Islam in the United States. The controversial measure originally proposed by Lindsey Graham, Republican S...
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Funny story: Magna Carta nobody gives a Rats Arse

Magna Carta nobody gives a Rats Arse

The Magna Carta, is probably the greatest document in England's history regarding the protection of the peoples liberty. It restricts the right of monarchy to be unjust against ordinary citizens but also through its declaration of freedom makes it cl...
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Funny story: San Francisco Mayor to Phase Out Traffic Signals

San Francisco Mayor to Phase Out Traffic Signals

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Mayor Gavin Newsom gave the green light today to a controversial new initiative aimed at driving down the city of San Francisco's gaping budget deficit. Beginning January 1, 2010, he announced, maintenance crews will be...
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Funny story: Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Dearest Madame Bitters, My husband, 'Terry' and I seperated in early May of this year after fourteen years of marriage and our divorce was finalized last week. While I'm relieved that Terry and I are no longer married, I was with him for a good chunk of my life and I'm just not used to being alone. I'm only 34 and I feel like I'm at a crossroads in my life. How can I deal? -Flummoxed in Gran...
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Funny story: Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Warrington UK: Police revealed today that a man who had been missing for 3 years, had in fact been living in an Ikea store. The furniture store, famed for not having correct exit signs around the store, leading many to suggest it was a ploy to kee...
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Funny story: President Bush's daily schedule released

President Bush's daily schedule released

Ever wondered what an average day in the life of the president is like? Well, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we get our first look inside the life of a President.
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Funny story: Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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