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New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not 'Make the Rockin' World Go Round' After All

Funny story: New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not 'Make the Rockin' World Go Round' After All

Ithaca, NY - After years of tireless research at Cornell University, professors have released a study that brings into question the long-accepted fact the late great Freddie Mercury, from the rock band Queen, proclaimed to the world - Fat bot...

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Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...

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Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

Funny story: Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

In one of the most bizarre turns of research, medical and psychological researchers from the United States and Great Britain have clashed over studies investigating "Movers and Shakers". Professors at the Picadilly Hovel University in Tweed at Sus...

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Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

Funny story: Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

NASA's Mercury Messenger Probe has finally achieved insertion around the planet Mercury, one of the most hostile environments in the solar system. Messenger is one of NASA's usual attempts at an acronym: MErcury Surface, Space ENvironment, GEoche...

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Mercury turns birds homosexual

Funny story: Mercury turns birds homosexual

The BBC reports that even though he died over 19 years ago, Freddie Mercury still has the power to influence another generation from beyond the grave. This reporter has been astonished to find that the gay icon has an huge influence on women, even...

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Borat Won't Be Playing Freddie Mercury - It Was All A Hoax, Claims Buffty Ginslinger.

Funny story: Borat Won't Be Playing Freddie Mercury - It Was All A Hoax, Claims Buffty Ginslinger.

Skoob Entertainment News Supremo Buffty Ginslinger, was quick to pour cold water on reports that Borat/Bruno star, Sacha Baron Cohen is to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic, co-produced by Robert DeNiro's TriBeCa Productions company. "Non...

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"Freddie Mercury ate my flatmate"

Funny story: "Freddie Mercury ate my flatmate"

For many years now, possibly since time itself began, humankind has devoted an eternity to the never ending search for the perfect newspaper story headline. Could that never ending search be finally coming to an end? From the moment our ancesto...

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X factor linked to seismic shift?

Funny story: X factor linked to seismic shift?

Scientists across the UK are investigating massive seismic shifts which occurred some 80 minutes into tonight's X Factor. The earth tremors seemed to emanate from North London, and were accompanied by a pained droning scream. Dr Felch McRimmer...

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Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Funny story: Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Atlanta, GA - The Center for Musical Disease Control in Atlanta has announced that the Bee Gees' hit song "Stayin' Alive" has one of the best beats for performing CPR. The song played during John Travolta's famous dancing scene in Saturday Night...

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Bush in Queen Cockup

Funny story: Bush in Queen Cockup

President George W. Bush embarrassed the Queen at the White House in front of a packed audience. His speech started well saying: "It's a real pleasure to have The Queen here in America." But rapidly went down hill with, "I was upse...

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