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Funny story:  Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered. The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...
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Funny story:  Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...
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Funny story:  Evolution eggs -  yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela PiƱeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...
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Funny story:  Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

The discovery of yet another new species has also unearthed a frank admission from Earth science manager at Jurrasic coast heritage park, Richard Edmonds. Apparently the fossil record is far from complete. This will no doubt surprise the evolution...
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Funny story:  Evolutionist Bird Brains

Evolutionist Bird Brains

The saga of Harry Potter may have concluded, but fans of myth and fantasy need not despair - evolutionists are still manufacturing fairy stories with a vengeance. Archaeopteryx, one of the mythical poster-children of the evolution fallacy has been...
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Funny story:  Biggest ever Spider fossil is a tiddler!

Biggest ever Spider fossil is a tiddler!

The biggest spider fossil ever discovered has been found in China. Yet it is a real tiddler! Evolutionists claim that the spider is a relative of the Golden Orb Spider, which grows to approximately 15cm. However, the fossil specimen is a mere 5cm.
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Funny story:  Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Thought for years to be a new species of dinosaur but never found fully intact, the full skeletal remains of a male Pariahsaurus were discovered this week in a valley that borders the Wisconsin shores of Lake Michigan. A very close cousin to the...
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Funny story:  'Giant Killer Penguins' Unearthed in Peru

'Giant Killer Penguins' Unearthed in Peru

The fossil of a giant and deadly penguin that roamed the earth 36 million years ago has been discovered in Peru. Scientists, writing in Science journal, say that the features of the bird show that it evolved from early penguins, with brown and gra...
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Funny story:  Prehistoric Hairs Found In Cretaceous Amber Will Enable Scientists To Recreate Dinosaurs

Prehistoric Hairs Found In Cretaceous Amber Will Enable Scientists To Recreate Dinosaurs

Palaeontologists in France have discovered two mammal hairs encased in 100 million-year-old amber. The hairs, found alongside a fly pupa in amber uncovered in southwest France, are similar to hair found on modern-day mammals, and it's thought that...
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Funny story:  108 Year Old Confirms Age Of 157 Year Old - Strewth!

108 Year Old Confirms Age Of 157 Year Old - Strewth!

Strewth, I find it hard to imagine what any living thing would look like at 100, but 157 years old? George Burns was sprightly at 99 but they say a woman in Indonesia aged 157 is still working, walking and smokin'! In fact the woman still has a...
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Funny story:  4.5-billion-year-old "fossil brain" located inside Sen. Robert Byrd's head!

4.5-billion-year-old "fossil brain" located inside Sen. Robert Byrd's head!

WALTER REED HOSPITAL (ABSNN) -- Army physicians conducting a MRI of Senator Robert Byrd Democrat from West Virgina, were stunned to discover that where his brain should be was, instead, a 4.5-billion-year-old fossil corporolite (dung) which proved, a...
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Funny story:  Paleontologists asked to reduce dependence on fossils

Paleontologists asked to reduce dependence on fossils

Failed environmentalists and pseudo-secularists around the world have increased pressure on paleontologists to end their reliance on fossils."This profession is backward, consistently insists on digging up stuff. Digging hurts the earth's feelings. I...
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Funny story:  Gigantic scorpion fossil found in Fife was mother-in-law

Gigantic scorpion fossil found in Fife was mother-in-law

A cast is being made of tracks left by a two-metre long 'mother-in-law-type' ancient animal in north east Fife. The tracks were made by a giant six-legged water scorpion called Mrs Gimlet as she crawled over damp sand about 330 million years ago.
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Funny story:  Fossils prove early animals were made of Rock, top scientists say

Fossils prove early animals were made of Rock, top scientists say

NUTLEY, NJ - Scientists in Nutley (nothing to do with nuts, although it is reported that Martha Stewart is from Nutley) at a secret government location released startling news today that seemed to be ridicules on the face of it: 'Early animals wer...
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Funny story:  Human-like fossil "Ardi" proves that Wayne Rooney is a human being

Human-like fossil "Ardi" proves that Wayne Rooney is a human being

A human-like fossil found in Ethiopia, which was traced back 4 million years has now been linked to Wayne Rooney. Scientists have been tracing the fossil from way back when up till today and are convinced the "missing link" has been found between...
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Funny story:  Fossilized Farts Found In Egypt

Fossilized Farts Found In Egypt

Dateline Cairo, Egypt - A storeroom housing about three dozen ancient Egyptian fossilized farts have been unearthed inside a 3,000-year-old tomb during the latest round of excavations at the vast necropolis of Mimfft, twenty one miles south of Cairo,...
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Funny story:  Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
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Funny story:  New Hominid Species Discovered

New Hominid Species Discovered

Paleontologists in New York have unearthed the fossil remains of a previously unknown hominid. Carbon dating indicates an age of 68 million years; much older than the famous Lucy uncovered in Africa.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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