You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim.
Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...
San Jose CA: Dave Hooters (no relation to the Hooters restaurant chain) has been added to the Forbes 400 richest people in America list. The top two billionaires this year were Bill Gates ($59 billion) and Warren Buffett ($39 billion).
There was shock yesterday as Forbes announced that Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president, had topped the Forbes Rich List, rising from 51st to 1st overnight.
Sepp Blatter, speaking from his 6-star hotel in Russia yesterday, said that he was ecstatic ab...
Just 6 years ago Randi Wadsworth was a down-on-her-luck exotic dancer. She spent her meager nightly earnings on stress-reducing cigarettes, performance enhancing breast implants and, later, Vioxx to fight chronic ankle pain from hours on high heels.
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Armageddon Press): NATO military intelligence sources today dubbed the latest Forbes Rich List as the sort of 'priceless fiction' that made their litigation department swell with pride.
MEXICO CITY (Reuterus) - Mexican businessman Carlos 'Shady' Slim has a net worth of nearly $68 billion dollars, surpassing the wealth of Microsoft's Bill Gates. Most of the increase in Mr. Slim's wealth is due to recent trends in the...
Wall Street - (Rioters): The Forbes Rich List is a vast ficiton factory concealing a fraud perpetrated by Ted Turner and his bastard brat JK Rowling, who has claimed authorship of the Harry Potter series for the last ten years.
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