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Funny story: Steve Gold: The Death Of A Footballing Legend

Steve Gold: The Death Of A Footballing Legend

Controversial former Leicester City and England footballer Steve Gold has died aged 50. The legendary striker was found unconscious in his squalid Leicester flat by police after a local off-license owner became concerned for his safety. Police confirmed the news earlier today. Laura Pintage, proprietor of the 'Booze Till You Snooze' off-license told us, "Steve was a regular in the shop. S...
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Funny story: The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer

The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer

This painstakingly constructed guide is designed to help all budding Premier League footballers conform to previously unwritten rules and avoid any embarrassing mistakes during your career. We shall begin with one of the most important aspects of being a footballer. 1) Disrespecting match officials. Never accept any decision that goes against you or your team. Referees and their assistant...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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