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Funny story: Spurs Sack Pochettino

Spurs Sack Pochettino

Mauricio Pochettino has been fired from his role as manager of Tottenham Hotspur after 1440 minutes in charge. According to sources at Spurs, the board and the Chairman at the club had grown tired of Pochettino's inability to sign world class play...
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Funny story: League Managers Association Makes Surprise Offer to Abramovich

League Managers Association Makes Surprise Offer to Abramovich

In an attempt to instil some sanity back into his ailing football club's affairs, the League Managers Association has made an astonishing offer to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich. The association has offered the services of all its members on a month...
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Funny story: Chelsea Deny bringing in Second Hopeless Manager to assist First one

Chelsea Deny bringing in Second Hopeless Manager to assist First one

Chelsea have moved quickly to deny rumours they are looking to bring Avram Grant back to the club to assist permanently interim boss Rafael Benitez. Reports suggest Roman Abramovich is keen on bringing the Israeli back to Stamford Bridge to bright...
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Funny story: Solskjaer Fancies Fergies Job

Solskjaer Fancies Fergies Job

Legendary former Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed he would relish the opportunity to manage his former club. The 'Baby Faced Assassin' as he's known at Old Trafford, despite never having assassinated anyone, currently ma...
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Funny story: The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Manager

The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Manager

Following on from 'The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer', and in response to the literally one letter we received, here is our latest helpful guide. This time we are focusing on Premier League management. Once you've finished your Premier League playing career you may want to consider becoming a manager. Not for the money of course as you'll already have enough of that to fu...
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Funny story: Pressure builds on Villas-Boas, to clear his throat

Pressure builds on Villas-Boas, to clear his throat

Tottenham Hotspur manager Andre Villas-Boas is facing mounting pressure from fans to have his throat cleared by his next interview. Listeners and viewers to the Portuguese's interviews have been mildly grossed out by his phlegm filled larynx since...
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Funny story: Stuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'

Stuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'

Sky Sources (Mustard & Ketchup) believe that football officials have confirmed that they will be launching an inquiry into Stuart Pearce's red card and touch-line ban. Pearce reacted to alleged racist abuse from home fans by kicking a football...
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Funny story: 'Arry took Spurs as far as he could!

'Arry took Spurs as far as he could!

White Hart Lane, LONDON: Shiver me timbers good old 'Arry has left the Spuds. In his four year 'reign' 'Arry saved Spuds from being relegated from the Prmiership and took them in his second season to fourth, then fifth in his third season and fourt...
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Funny story: Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: The Liverpool fan base is the most knowledgable, humble and sophisticated in the country, if not in the entire world. You'll Never Walk Alone, in Liverpool. Before Roy Hodgson was 'relieved' of his Anfield Command, were...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson admits Manchester United's success is not down to him

Alex Ferguson admits Manchester United's success is not down to him

Manchester United manager, Alex Ferguson has admitted that he is not responsible for the success of Manchester United this year. "It's nothing to do with me," he said. Actually, he said "E now tude wimmy" but a translator offered the correct pronu...
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Funny story: Hairy Redknipp in court!

Hairy Redknipp in court!

Totempall Manager, Hairy Redknipp, appeared in court today accused of tax evasion and having a house in North Wales. Mr Redknipps laywer, Blind Paul Gascoin, made it clear his client would fight the allegations; "Tooth and nail" and added; "I a...
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Funny story: Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

The manager of Chelsea FC was sacked this morning after one of his pet snakes escaped its confines, wrapped itself around a young ball boy and squeezed hard, a spokesperson explained. The snake, a Boa Constrictor, was one of many belonging to the...
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Funny story: Premiership managers asked to take part in Cliché-free December

Premiership managers asked to take part in Cliché-free December

Premiership managers will be reaching for the thesaurus in December as they are asked to take part in Cliché-free December. "I'm fed up to the back teeth of all the clichés," said Ed Balls minister for sport. "So we had a blue sky meeting and came...
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Funny story: New Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition

New Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition

The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...
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Funny story: John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry has told a press conference that he would be quite happy if either Guus Hiddink or Mark Hughes replaced Carlo Ancelotti as the Blues boss after the latter was released prematurely from his Stamford Bridge contract. " Guus Hiddink, Mark...
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Funny story: Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Despite being in between clubs at the moment, Gordon Strachan has launched a new body - the Tenacious Ginger Managers Association. Strachan has formed the TGMA as he feels that the League Managers Association does not provide enough protection or...
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Funny story: Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Award winning rock band Keane have thrown their hat in the ring for the West Ham manager's job left vacant after Avram Grant's sacking. Lead singer Tim Rice-Oxley explained : "Although we come from East Sussex, we became very fond of the Hammer...
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Funny story: Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...
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