COMING SOON TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU - Michelle Obama has banished the pink cookie beloved by millions of red-blooded Americans. According to the First Lady, "the dessert have too many calorie" for children, or, for that matter, the president himself...
Albany NY: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Interstate Commerce Clause of the US Constitution cannot be used to justify Congress controlling the American people's purchasing of health insurance. However, the justices also ruled the US Congress...
Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Carney announced a new Obama administration initiative to reduce obesity in the USA in the next four years via the No Obese Fat American Taxpayer (NOFAT) Program.
President Obama got the idea for the NO...
Washington DC: FBI agents, brandishing warrants, raided the downtown offices of the Food Police. Rumors have been circulating on Capitol Hill that the organization has been disrupting the nation's comfort food supply.
No arrests were made, but FB...
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