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Funny story: U.S. Facing New Mutated Chicken Flu As Over 100 NY-California Cases Already!

U.S. Facing New Mutated Chicken Flu As Over 100 NY-California Cases Already!

The good old Department of Health, Education and Welfare has been delaying news we could have used earlier but, as always, they "didn't want to start a panic". Well, better a panic than catching a mutating flu that fights off antibiotics. Although...
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Funny story: Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Doctor and Gambol, the world's largest manufacturer of cold relief medicine, has been accused of genetically engineering a virus that can induce cold symptoms in people during the summer months. "It's not true," said Paul Proctor, head of marketin...
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Funny story: Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

(Health Anxiety Quarterly) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced a chilling new finding, revealing that germs themselves are some of the dirtiest organisms on our planet. Lead [pronounced leed] researcher, Dr. Hai Po-...
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Funny story: Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...
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Funny story: Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

A popular hotel on the island of Anglesey has banned staff from speaking Welsh on health and safety grounds. The management at the Carreg Mon hotel near Llanfairpwll has instructed all staff to speak only English within the grounds of the hotel or...
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Funny story: Flu Super Epidemic Leads to Everybody Dead

Flu Super Epidemic Leads to Everybody Dead

BIRMINGHAM - The nation has succumbed to the deadly influenza, as predicted by the media. Orthomyxoviridae B has wiped out nearly 100% of the UK population, with this reporter possibly the only one left in Birmingham. However, he too, is suffering...
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Funny story: Scientist Finds the Same Cure for both H1N1 Influenza and Obesity

Scientist Finds the Same Cure for both H1N1 Influenza and Obesity

A Scientist from Sweden has announced that both Swine Flu and obesity can be cured by the same very common drug. In fact the drug is so common that it can be found on any street corner in Britain. It is however illegal, and this announcement has ca...
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Funny story: Health Ad Campaign U Turn

Health Ad Campaign U Turn

As deaths mount due to swine flu, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has decided to relaunch advertising campaigns to make people more aware of flu injections for at risk groups. This comes days after the same Minister had suggested that Doctors were th...
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Funny story: Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists. "We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an increase in the number...
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Funny story: Vomiting bug hits wards at Furness General Hospital

Vomiting bug hits wards at Furness General Hospital

The BBC reports that a vomiting bug has accessed three wards at the hospital. The Spoof has visited the hospital and found out that the bug is actually a Stag Beetle with a bad case of gastric flu. Having puked up on both staff and patients the...
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Funny story: WHO Warns of Possible Asian Gerbil Flu Epidemic

WHO Warns of Possible Asian Gerbil Flu Epidemic

The World Health Organization (WHO)has issued warnings to every major country's health departments regarding the spread of the deadly Asian gerbil flu. Two cases of the flu have already been confirmed, one just outside of Phuket, Thailand and one jus...
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Funny story: Slow Cookers: Alternative Uses

Slow Cookers: Alternative Uses

Slow Cookers, whilst excellent at cooking good food, can also be used for many other things. With a little know-how and a bit of imagination, a slow cooker can have a multitude of uses. It's all very well simply using your Slow Cooker to create your favourite hot-pot, or if you are a more experienced slow chef a super fresh slow roast chicken, but to maximise the benefits of having multiple...
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Funny story: Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah. Zaffar Ali Kha...
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Funny story: Bieber Fever Vaccine Shortage As Flu Season Nears

Bieber Fever Vaccine Shortage As Flu Season Nears

As the weather turns cooler and the leaves begin to change, the Center for Disease Control is getting progressively more concerned about the Bieber Fever. "What we're seeing is potential pandemic situation just as the flu season is approaching," s...
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Funny story: CDC Warns of New Strain of Flu Virus this Fall Related to Elephants

CDC Warns of New Strain of Flu Virus this Fall Related to Elephants

The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta (CDC) has come out with warnings this week of a new strain of flu that is already showing signs of being a real problem this coming fall flu season. The reports claim the flu is related to elephants. Unlike...
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Funny story: Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...
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Funny story: Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness. 'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...
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Funny story: US declares common cold 'emergency'

US declares common cold 'emergency'

US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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