Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...
A popular hotel on the island of Anglesey has banned staff from speaking Welsh on health and safety grounds.
The management at the Carreg Mon hotel near Llanfairpwll has instructed all staff to speak only English within the grounds of the hotel or...
BIRMINGHAM - The nation has succumbed to the deadly influenza, as predicted by the media.
Orthomyxoviridae B has wiped out nearly 100% of the UK population, with this reporter possibly the only one left in Birmingham. However, he too, is suffering...
A Scientist from Sweden has announced that both Swine Flu and obesity can be cured by the same very common drug. In fact the drug is so common that it can be found on any street corner in Britain. It is however illegal, and this announcement has ca...
As deaths mount due to swine flu, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has decided to relaunch advertising campaigns to make people more aware of flu injections for at risk groups. This comes days after the same Minister had suggested that Doctors were th...
Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists.
"We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an increase in the number...
The BBC reports that a vomiting bug has accessed three wards at the hospital.
The Spoof has visited the hospital and found out that the bug is actually a Stag Beetle with a bad case of gastric flu.
Having puked up on both staff and patients the...
The World Health Organization (WHO)has issued warnings to every major country's health departments regarding the spread of the deadly Asian gerbil flu. Two cases of the flu have already been confirmed, one just outside of Phuket, Thailand and one jus...
Slow Cookers, whilst excellent at cooking good food, can also be used for many other things.
With a little know-how and a bit of imagination, a slow cooker can have a multitude of uses.
It's all very well simply using your Slow Cooker to create your favourite hot-pot, or if you are a more experienced slow chef a super fresh slow roast chicken, but to maximise the benefits of having multiple...
With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah.
Zaffar Ali Kha...
As the weather turns cooler and the leaves begin to change, the Center for Disease Control is getting progressively more concerned about the Bieber Fever.
"What we're seeing is potential pandemic situation just as the flu season is approaching," s...
The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta (CDC) has come out with warnings this week of a new strain of flu that is already showing signs of being a real problem this coming fall flu season. The reports claim the flu is related to elephants. Unlike...
Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...
Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness.
'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...
US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...
Stovington, Vermont - Dr. Denninger of the Center for Disease Control has confirmed that this latest strain of flu, know as "SuperFlu" or "Captain Tripps" is now at the level of a national emergency.
Government officials have heretofore been retic...
Washington DC - President Obomba released details of his "killer" health pogrom today to a jeering crowd. The noise level was so high, only the written press release can be used as an information source.
So says the release: The new health pogrom...
After the recent spread of swine flu which has engulfed the world becoming the dominant form of flu, it seems yet another blow has been struck for world health. Almost ten thousands cases of 'Man Flu' have been confirmed among pigs.
It is not yet...