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Funny story: Fly Tipping Tales

Fly Tipping Tales

Despite being castigated by most people, those of us who indulge in occasional fly tipping are usually unrepentant. Unless you have done it yourself, it is often difficult to comprehend the thinking behind it, and my purpose in submitting this article is to highlight the positive aspects of fly tipping and try to give some insight into why anyone would do it. The first time I ended up fly tipp...
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Funny story: Doctor looked at patient's flies on packed train

Doctor looked at patient's flies on packed train

A hospital doctor could lose her job after she stared at the partly-open flies of a male patient sitting opposite her on a packed train. Dr Ava Peek was disciplined after the patient, Ivor Beegun, complained to the Head of NHS Vigilance and Ancill...
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Funny story: Plate Glass Windows To Be Banned After Fly Complaint?

Plate Glass Windows To Be Banned After Fly Complaint?

Windows made from plate glass should be outlawed, says a man, after claims that a fly repeatedly flew into one. The fly, who cannot be named because it is nameless, became trapped in the Bangkok apartment of Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in E...
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Funny story: Flying low? There's an app for that

Flying low? There's an app for that

There is nothing more embarrassing for a man than to go to the lavatory and discover that his zip has been undone all morning; and the reasons for the giggles and pointing becomes apparent. "Many a time I've thought I've said something witty," sai...
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Funny story: Flies - "Just Disgusting And Stupid"

Flies - "Just Disgusting And Stupid"

Scientists have finally come up with the answer to the question that bugs householders every summer... Why can't flies get out of the window? As everyone knows, in the height of summer, flies and bluebottles can get into your home through the n...
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Funny story: Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies

Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies

The Seattle Art Museum opened today with few patrons waiting at the doors, uneventful and relaxed. Josh Littlebear, reception desk guard, was hoping for more activity so the day went fast. Ten minutes later the front doors were jammed with two tour...
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Funny story: UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

As the UK swelters in levels of heat and humidity not seen for a long time, a secondary scourge has lashed UK residents - flies. The Met Office has delivered extreme weather warnings, but it appears nobody was prepared for the flies. The pesky...
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Funny story: PETA Very Unhappy With Obama The Fly Killer

PETA Very Unhappy With Obama The Fly Killer

WASHINGTON, D.C. - PETA, The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals has criticized President Obama for killing a fly that was flying around during his interview. The executive director of PETA Mimosa Ledbetter said that she was shocked as she sat...
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Funny story: Obama Kills Fly During TV Interview - PETA Outraged

Obama Kills Fly During TV Interview - PETA Outraged

Washington, DC - As a result of President Obama executing a fly during a CNBC television interview, calls came in from the PETA organization, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for the President's immediate resignation. "It's an outrage,...
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Funny story: Flies turn down restaurant because of 'Dark' atmosphere

Flies turn down restaurant because of 'Dark' atmosphere

Flies, famed for their unhygienic habits have turned down a restaurant, claiming it has a 'dark' atmosphere.
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Funny story: New research on ultra soft synthetic rubber

New research on ultra soft synthetic rubber

BMW has been working since 2004 on a new form of ultra soft synthetic rubber to
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Funny story: Velvety Hollow

Velvety Hollow

As the saying goes, 'Life flies and the rest is lies'. To make life worthwhile, we need a press stud. Yes, that cute hollow with a seat to allow insertion of the head of the mushroom until it reaches a tighter part when a ring snaps into a groove and momentarily anxieties are released.
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Funny story: Fly In Soup Taken Off Menu At French Bistro

Fly In Soup Taken Off Menu At French Bistro

A French bistro in North London has removed one of the items from its menu after it received several complaints from customers, who ignorantly called it "disgusting".
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Funny story: Love-Hate Ballad

Love-Hate Ballad

When I am with you the time just flies, I love you even though your hair are full of lice.
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Funny story: Cement man eats fruit fly shocker

Cement man eats fruit fly shocker

It has recently been reported that the worlds smallest cement man, handily named Cement Man, has devoured a fruit fly! These shocking events were unveiled earlier this week, it has created a massive response world-wide with riots in every major ci...
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