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Funny story: Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over The Fiscal Cliff

Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over The Fiscal Cliff

Driven to the brink of their sanity by the constant warnings from politicians over what would happen if we went over the fiscal cliff thousands of Americans have gone ahead and jumped over the brink of the fiscal cliff on their own. Still reeling fro...
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Funny story: US on Fiscal Cliff as Everyone Refuses to Talk to Each Other

US on Fiscal Cliff as Everyone Refuses to Talk to Each Other

President Obama admitted that the nation is on a fiscal cliff as Democrats and Republicans have failed to reach any agreement on the budget. Democrats want to increase the number of taxis in Washington whereas thrifty Republicans want to reduce speed...
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Funny story: Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013

Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013

The 34-year-old held a press conference in Grand Central Station in NYC yesterday to let the world know of his plans. Awaiting the start of the press conference, the crowd was entertained by the dulcet tones of the late Johnny Cash singing "A Bo...
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Funny story: Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...
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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff

Quentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff

Quentin Tarantino here, motherfuckers. Some people are saying my new movie Django Unchained takes a superficial view of history. They say my movies are about nothing, they're just a bunch of scenes I've recreated from older movies no one's ever heard of. You want to see a movie about something? You want social significance? My new movie is torn straight from the headlines. It makes St...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart.
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Funny story: US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'

US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'

Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard. The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...
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Funny story: Big Oil holds all the aces in any Obama impeachment

Big Oil holds all the aces in any Obama impeachment

New York - US oil tycoons finally have Barack Obama over a barrel of sweet light crude ahead of next week's fiscal cliff fisting contest to frack out lucrative inner core gases and save the President's budgetary ass. "Got him by the short 'n' curl...
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Funny story: Americans Flee to Canada

Americans Flee to Canada

With the prospect of plunging off the fiscal cliff looming ever closer, a small trickle of Americans fleeing to Canada has increased into a somewhat larger trickle. Terrified at the prospect of an economic collapse and the end of life as we know i...
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Funny story: Was suicided Enron executive the original 'Fiscal Cliff'?

Was suicided Enron executive the original 'Fiscal Cliff'?

Sugar Land, Texas - There are new moves this weekend to exhume the remains of former Enron wiz kid J Clifford 'Cliff' Baxter who died in a reported two-bullet/rat shot 'suicide' at a Sugar Land car lot in 2002. Lawyers acting for a Texas coroner's...
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Funny story: Fiscal Cliff to be twinned with Beachy Head

Fiscal Cliff to be twinned with Beachy Head

Washington - US Treasury officials are querying plans to twin the much dreaded 'fiscal cliff' with a notorious UK chalk headland formed during the last Cretinaceous Period. Beachy Head on the Southern English coast is one of the world's most notor...
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Funny story: Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken. The drama unfolded at around noon local...
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Funny story: Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Keystone, South Dakota - The Mount Rushmore National Memorial was severely damaged last night by a missile fired by a US military drone. The attack apparently was commissioned by Congress in what is now being called "a clerical error." "Our bad,"...
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Funny story: Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Washington - During a Thanksgiving message to the nation, John Boener (R), Speaker of the House, revealed that he was absolutely and unswerving committed to avoiding the impending fiscal cliff at all cost. The Speaker promised to sit down in t...
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Funny story: Man Named Cliff Fiscal Goes Off the Deep End at DMV.

Man Named Cliff Fiscal Goes Off the Deep End at DMV.

Cleveland, OH - When you think you are having a bad day, be glad that you aren't one of those people who have a funny name, like Harry Balls or Suzy Blows. Clifford "Cliff" Fiscal (38), who lives just outside Cleveland, was a person who didn't kno...
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