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Tracing the source of an unwanted bank deposit

Funny story: Tracing the source of an unwanted bank deposit

A repeated anonymous donor from Stoke has been thrown out of his home by his wife. John Ewes, 42, occasional smoker, had been donating to local sperm banks for 22 years and had never once informed his wife. Mary Ewes, 42, smoker (we think she was...

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Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...

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New National Sperm Bank "ATM" Machine Proposal

Funny story: New National Sperm Bank "ATM" Machine Proposal

The new National Sperm Bank in Birmingham is to have "night deposit boxes" and sperm withdrawal A.T.M machines like any other bank, a spokesperson for the N.S.B told our sperm welfare staff this morning. Nasty letters will be sent out to customer...

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Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Funny story: Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf. A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-u...

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F.B.I Remove Magazines From Donor Clinics - Swoop and Droop Three Year Sting "Operation Centrefold"

Funny story: F.B.I Remove Magazines From Donor Clinics - Swoop and Droop Three Year Sting "Operation Centrefold"

The ultra Feminist head of the FBI, Ms. Gona Dectomy has announced the success of a three year Honey Trap. "Operation Sticky Centrefold". Twenty thousand men were interviewed and forty thousand "helpful" Lads Magazines were last night being examined...

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