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Tennessee Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Funny story: Tennessee Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Bart Miller of Bon Aqua, Tennessee, recently awakened from a drunken stupor and fumbled for his shoe, only to find it on the other foot. "I'd heard about people getting wasted and doing stupid shit," said Miller, "but it had never happened to me.

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Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Local media described it as "a press conference like no other in recent history," as the Foot Fetish dating web site was announced this morning in Raleigh, North Carolina. Before the festivities began, the new musical group, Toe Jam, sang their new s...

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Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Funny story: Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Dr. Armad D'Emery has astounded the world of science with a recorded sighting of the first BigBoob! "BigBoobs are even more rare than the BigFoot", he told reporters. "Of course, the military poo-poos the existence of even BigFoot but the militar...

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President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

Funny story: President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa. The att...

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The Latest Trend: Forget Tattoos, Piercings! Now It's Crescent Blades Feet

Funny story: The Latest Trend: Forget Tattoos, Piercings! Now It's Crescent Blades Feet

It seems that a new trend is coming into it's own as youth are quickly bored and want everyone to know how different they are! "Now they are cutting off their feet!", says surgeon. "Either we do it right or they get some hack who doesn't so we go...

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Healthy Green Buses to be rolled out across Manchester

Funny story: Healthy Green Buses to be rolled out across Manchester

In a bid to reduce emissions from the vast fleet of buses that operate in and around the Manchester area, Greater Manchester Public Transport Limited have come up with a winning initiative that promises to not only slash exhaust emissions, but reduce...

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Fish Pedicures Under Investigation

Funny story: Fish Pedicures Under Investigation

A controversial new treatment is under investigation from health experts after concerns were raised that it might be linked to infections. The latest craze is called fish pedicures and this involves Garra Rufa fish nibbling away at people's feet t...

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Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!

Funny story: Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!

Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there. "I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...

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Secret Rex Ryan Video of Mark Sanchez Grabbing a Hotdog With His Feet Leaked

Funny story: Secret Rex Ryan Video of Mark Sanchez Grabbing a Hotdog With His Feet Leaked

TMZ has leaked a video, which reportedly came from the hacked laptop of Jets head coach Rex Ryan, which shows Jets QB Mark Sanchez grabbing a hot dog with his feet. Credits... An Anthony Rosania production of an idea stolen from comedy factory John...

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Feet are now being studied by scientists around the world

Funny story: Feet are now being studied by scientists around the world

Yes, it is true, feet are being studied by scientists, sociologists, and profilers world-wide. This new study has been instigated as a direct result of the amazing high number of views on one of The Spoof Writers' articles last month. Lady God...

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Middlesbrough man competes to enter Book of World Records for stinkiest feet

Funny story: Middlesbrough man competes to enter Book of World Records for stinkiest feet

'Spud' Wilkinson, of Thorntree, Middlesbrough, is hoping to be in the Book of World Records soon as 'the man with the World's Stinkiest Feet. Spud's wife 'Daisy' wrote to the Panel of Judges regarding Spud's smelly appendages in the hope's that he...

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Mr. Hedgehog Sick and Tired of People Wiping Their Feet on His Spikes

Funny story: Mr. Hedgehog Sick and Tired of People Wiping Their Feet on His Spikes

Mr. Hedgehog has blasted all those bastards that have been wiping their mucky boots on his spikes. The local woodland dweller often drops by to town for the odd drink or ten at The Drunken Wench on Cockswell St. Being a hedgehog - and unable to op...

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Man With No Feet Upset That Devil Won't Buy His Sole

Funny story: Man With No Feet Upset That Devil Won't Buy His Sole

Dickie Ferguson of Perth lost his legs in an industrial accident in 1998. Since then, he has been unable to locate steady employment and has been in near constant pain. The former construction worker is now upset that he can't even make a bargain w...

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Eighth severed foot washed up in Canada - It's no mystery

Funny story: Eighth severed foot washed up in Canada - It's no mystery

The eighth mystery foot washed up on the coast of Canada this week has been traced to a 24 year old English man through extensive DNA profiling. When interviewed, Mr Peter Mobbs (24, English, funny limp) described the events, "I went out running o...

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Chinese Reintroduce Foot Binding to Reduce Carbon Footprint

Funny story: Chinese Reintroduce Foot Binding to Reduce Carbon Footprint

Bejing - The ancient Chinese custom of foot binding is being studied by China as one means of reducing their carbon foot print. With just over 1.3 billion people China represents a full 20% of the world's population. With one in five people on the pl...

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Pedicurist's Piranhas Chew Off Clients' Feet

Funny story: Pedicurist's Piranhas Chew Off Clients' Feet

A disgruntled pedicurist substituted carnivorous Brazilian piranhas for trendy, callous-chomping carp at a fashionable New York City spa resulting in the chewing up of twenty-one toes, five heels, and three bunions of the spa's well-to-do clients...

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Fourth Foot Found

Funny story: Fourth Foot Found

VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia.

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Tips for improving self-confidence

Funny story: Tips for improving self-confidence

Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...

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