In a bid to reduce emissions from the vast fleet of buses that operate in and around the Manchester area, Greater Manchester Public Transport Limited have come up with a winning initiative that promises to not only slash exhaust emissions, but reduce...
A controversial new treatment is under investigation from health experts after concerns were raised that it might be linked to infections.
The latest craze is called fish pedicures and this involves Garra Rufa fish nibbling away at people's feet t...
Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there.
"I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...
TMZ has leaked a video, which reportedly came from the hacked laptop of Jets head coach Rex Ryan, which shows Jets QB Mark Sanchez grabbing a hot dog with his feet. Credits...
An Anthony Rosania production of an idea stolen from comedy factory John...
Yes, it is true, feet are being studied by scientists, sociologists, and profilers world-wide.
This new study has been instigated as a direct result of the amazing high number of views on one of The Spoof Writers' articles last month.
Lady God...
'Spud' Wilkinson, of Thorntree, Middlesbrough, is hoping to be in the Book of World Records soon as 'the man with the World's Stinkiest Feet.
Spud's wife 'Daisy' wrote to the Panel of Judges regarding Spud's smelly appendages in the hope's that he...
Mr. Hedgehog has blasted all those bastards that have been wiping their mucky boots on his spikes.
The local woodland dweller often drops by to town for the odd drink or ten at The Drunken Wench on Cockswell St. Being a hedgehog - and unable to op...
Dickie Ferguson of Perth lost his legs in an industrial accident in 1998. Since then, he has been unable to locate steady employment and has been in near constant pain. The former construction worker is now upset that he can't even make a bargain w...
The eighth mystery foot washed up on the coast of Canada this week has been traced to a 24 year old English man through extensive DNA profiling.
When interviewed, Mr Peter Mobbs (24, English, funny limp) described the events, "I went out running o...
Bejing - The ancient Chinese custom of foot binding is being studied by China as one means of reducing their carbon foot print. With just over 1.3 billion people China represents a full 20% of the world's population. With one in five people on the pl...
A disgruntled pedicurist substituted carnivorous Brazilian piranhas for trendy, callous-chomping carp at a fashionable New York City spa resulting in the chewing up of twenty-one toes, five heels, and three bunions of the spa's well-to-do clients...
VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia.
Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...
Buddhist monks are everywhere at this time of year, and with the mild autumn weather we're having, bare feet and those lovely ochre tints are a carefree and attractive style that will keep you right at fashion's cutting edge long after the leaves have fallen.
(New York--NY) I like feet. No, let me be clear. I like women's feet. No, let me be even more clear: I like women's feet if they're attached to women between the ages of 20-32. Preferably, the feet in question should be a matched set with a pedicure no more than one week old.
Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...
He was a menacing looking man approaching my car as I waited for the light to turn to green. Probably a panhandler, I thought, but not holding the usual "Will work for Mad Dog 20/20" sign. I instinctively looked to make sure my door was locked. It wasnt. He was still 15 feet away. Plenty of time to lock it, but I didnt want to insult him by letting him realize his approach was causing...
In a hastily arranged press conference on Sunday afternoon, representatives of Greyhound announced new initiatives to attract and service the cold feet bridal' market-wanting to quickly capitalize on the cross-country gaunt made famous by Georgia na...