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Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Funny story: Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Allentown, Pa - A local plumber has decided to charge an extra fee if his customer utters the words "while you are it." "I'm tired of 'while you are at it.' It usually means the customer wants a favor for free, and I don't do free," noted the pl...

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NHS Hospitals to Charge Entrance Fees

Funny story: NHS Hospitals to Charge Entrance Fees

The unqualified success of hospital parking schemes which raise around £200m a year have prompted NHS trusts to look into other profit-making ideas. In 2016 several hospitals will try out an Entrance Fee system which could prove even more lucrative.

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Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Funny story: Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Word has leaked about the real reason behind United Airlines' new advertising campaign featuring its classic "Fly the Friendly Skies" slogan-a steady cash flow. Not only will the slogan be used to lure passengers and prospective customers into t...

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Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Funny story: Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Corporate money-sequestration titans Bank of America and Chase Bank today announced that their recently announced new fees and the hikes of existing fees will actually cost more money to introduce, charge and enforce than expected, leaving net profit...

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Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

Funny story: Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

HARFOLD, Vt.--Insiders in the banking industry confide that Bank of America is currently considering a name change to Bank Against America, a change which would certainly be in alignment with recent behaviors by the banking giant. Bank of America...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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