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Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

Funny story: Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...

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10 most frightening sounds on Earth

Funny story: 10 most frightening sounds on Earth

The Phone votes are counted and the lines are now closed. The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. 8) An escaped lion roaring in your porc...

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Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Funny story: Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is innocent of the affair

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger is innocent of the affair

It's being reported that former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child outside his marriage but the public does not know the whole truth about the affair. The female staffer told friends that she initiated the affair with Arnold Sc...

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Broadway's 'Spider Man' Scares Audiences Away

Funny story: Broadway's 'Spider Man' Scares Audiences Away

The epic comic book story of Spider Man had proven to be difficult to stage from the onset, where the troubles with special effects alone were sending test audience members screaming towards the exits. What was easy to build with computer imagery...

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Glenn Beck's Wife Mowed Down by Angry Connecticut Motorist

Funny story: Glenn Beck's Wife Mowed Down by Angry Connecticut Motorist

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- A furious man in a borrowed car ran Glenn Beck's wife Tania over in front of the controversial commentator's $4.2 million colonial mansion Tuesday morning, according to a police report. While listening to Beck's morning...

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Gordon Brown states that ''Fear of Fear'' reduces crime in the UK

Funny story: Gordon Brown states that ''Fear of Fear'' reduces crime in the UK

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has urged police forces to keep officers on the beat in an effort to reduce the public's "fear of crime" and that if the police actually spent more time tackling the fear of crime, the public would be less afraid of fear a...

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Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Funny story: Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Government Fear Mongering costs the UK £30bn every year - more than twice as much as previously thought. Propaganda evasion has risen to £15.2bn a year with waking up to reality costing £1.1bn annually. In fact the public sector is the worst hi...

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Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed

Funny story: Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock tonight caused a bit of a domestic hoo-hah when he flatly refused to go to bed because he feared he would be abducted and anally probed by space aliens from a distant planet in a flying saucer. Wife, Anne, tried to ca...

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Cruise Reveals Deepest Darkest Fear

Funny story: Cruise Reveals Deepest Darkest Fear

Earlier today, Tom Cruise revealed to HNN what scares him the most. Cruise explained how he deeply fears the possibility of there being a Flux in the Time-Space Continuum. For example, if Tom was about to cross his residential street. Now, althou...

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People's #1 Fear

Funny story: People's #1 Fear

The #1 fear of people throughout the world has always been public speaking. According to the latest Giddyup Poll, because of stupidity and superstition, the #1 fear of people throughout the world is now the fear of PUBIC speaking. Why anyone would be...

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Buy our product or you will die!

We are a country dominated by fear. I just watched a TV commercial for ADT Security Systems. The commercial portrays a hapless victim describing how thieves had broken into his home and stolen all his merchandise. Then he spoke about what could have happened if he and his wife were home! At this point the viewer is forced to imagine some horrific scene of extreme bloodshed and mayhem! If we d...

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There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

June 10th, 2007 - Why did Tom Lehrer have to retire so young? What happened to National Brotherhood Week? Sheriff Clark just died ("Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek, It's fun to eulogize, people you despise, it's only for a week so have no fear, be grateful that it doesn't last all year!").

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Department Of Education Bans The Words "Jihad" And "Pigs" From American Language -

Funny story: Department Of Education Bans The Words "Jihad" And "Pigs" From American Language -

Salt Lake City, Ut - Officials here issued a statement that the words "Jihad" and "pigs" would no longer be allowed in the English language based on repeated complaints from a local father and his family.

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New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

Funny story: New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

MOBILE, Ala. -- Mobile phone users can use their phones without fear of deadly consequences now that a study finds no evidence of a link between the devices and brain tumors.

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Fear Factor Exposes Nebraska Town's Dirty Secret

Funny story: Fear Factor Exposes Nebraska Town's Dirty Secret

MILFORD, NE --- For three months, Nebraska's cattle industry robber barons had been able to keep a lid on their smelly secret. And if it hadn't been for one of TV's top rating reality shows, no one except the residents of Seward County would have kn...

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