Halifax, the post industrial town that sits near Huddersfield and Leeds on the M62, has applied to have its name changed.
"Halifax is so last century," said town Mayor, Keith Bottlebottom. "We need a name for the twenty-first century."
Ali Baba, owner of Dorking Kebab House on Dorking High St, announced today that he will be selling his fax machine as he discovered the only other owner of a fax machine in the United Kingdom lived in the flat above his shop.
Mr Baba, 43, has owne...
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