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Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Funny story: Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...

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Purple Stamps: USPS Releases New Prince Inspired Postage

Funny story: Purple Stamps: USPS Releases New Prince Inspired Postage

Prince fans saddened by the death of the artist purchased the first million of the new Prince postage stamps within four hours after they went on sale. Demand for the purple postage slowed down the official USPS website even hours after all available...

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Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Funny story: Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Bangor - The new Cherry Blossom Arena is hosting its first event this evening when the Indie rock band Buster Himen and the Penetrators blow into town for the first concert of their 69-show tour. The band was formed two years ago and is highly re...

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Game of Thrones Fans Feel Anguish Upon Learning Show Isn't Real

Funny story: Game of Thrones Fans Feel Anguish Upon Learning Show Isn't Real

Belfast, Scotland - The HBO series Game of Thrones is undisputedly a hit. Currently in its 4th season, the show draws almost 7 million viewers per episode. In contrast the audience for Season 1 was less than 3 million viewers per episode. The show ai...

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NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

Funny story: NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...

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Many Boston Celtics Fans Want The Team Name Changed

Funny story: Many Boston Celtics Fans Want The Team Name Changed

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics were founded in 1946, and since then they have managed to win a total of 17 NBA Championships. Lately there has been a lot of talk from some of the loyal Celtics fans about changing the team name to a more modern soundi...

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Justin Bieber Celebrates

Funny story: Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...

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"I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)

Funny story: "I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)

A man suddenly jumped onto the podium during Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith's postgame news conference, grabbed the microphone and said the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were "perpetrated by people with your own government." "I was totally surprised by...

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Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

Funny story: Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

TOPEKA, Kansas - The governor of Kansas acting on the demands of the citizens of the state has issued a Governor's Proclamation which will allow him to install gigantic fans on the Kansas-Colorado border. Governor Sam Brownback stated that he has...

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Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Funny story: Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about. "I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I...

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Taylor Lautner Knocked Out!

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Knocked Out!

Of all people who have been a victim of the new 'Knock Out' craze, actor Taylor Lautner would be low on the list. Taylor was found by a New York City policeman just as he was waking back up. "He was groggy but then checked for his billfold, car...

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NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'

Funny story: NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'

NEW YORK CITY - The NBA after much consideration has decided that it will be prohibiting fans from hollering out the phrase "Deee-Fense!" whenever the opposing team gets the ball. An NBA spokesperson likened the yelling out of that phrase as kind...

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Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...

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The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

KANSAS CITY - The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-0 after defeating the Philadelphia Eagles 26-16 in Philadelphia. They have already surpassed the total number of games that they won during the entire 2012 season. The fans of the Chiefs are whooping i...

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Houston Astros Have The Worst Record In Baseball

Funny story: Houston Astros Have The Worst Record In Baseball

HOUSTON - The Houston Astros are not only at the bottom of the American League West Division, they are also at the bottom of the entire 30 teams in Major League Baseball. The Astros are struggling with a record of 44-87. And many of their loyal fa...

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Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

Funny story: Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

BROOKLYN - Many of Lady Gaga's fans are very concerned with the health and well-being of their Mama Monster. Some say that ever since her surgery to realign her ovaries, she has just not been the same. One of her biggest fans Tiara Glitterglos...

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Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant is one of the wealthiest athletes in all of sports. According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency he has a net worth of $200 million. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that Bryant made $26 million for the p...

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Justin Bieber's Manager Is Worried As Justin's Voice Is Beginning To Change

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Manager Is Worried As Justin's Voice Is Beginning To Change

WATERLOO, Iowa - Many of the concert goers at Justin Bieber's recent concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo were a bit disappointed to say the least. Buck Yazoo, a reporter with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine said that it was quite obv...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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