Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy l...
Dirty, sleazy paedo fuckers have been barred from purchasing bottles of Fairy Liquid from local stores, following complaints that the greasy, evil bastards buy the products purely to look at the picture of the Fairy Baby logo.
"It's a disgrace tha...
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