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Face Sitting League Latest

Funny story: Face Sitting League Latest

West Bum Vs. Chelsea Chelsea's new £21 million signing Pedro helped the Poos to their first win of the Face Sitting League this season. Two goals from West Bum's James Morrison wasn't enough for the Baggie Pants, and despite captain John Terry'...

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Jennifer Lawrence Blames Latest Accident on Astronomers!

Funny story: Jennifer Lawrence Blames Latest Accident on Astronomers!

Jennifer Lawrence, one of the most beautiful women today, has had three falls lately, none of them serious, but she blames it all on "Those stupid scientists and astronomers." "I've had a great career and I'm just getting started when I began trip...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Little Kim's Face Has Been Recycled

Funny story: Little Kim's Face Has Been Recycled

A new improved Little Kim has been launched onto the celebrity circuit. The diminutive, pint sized beauty has been, new and 'improved'. Startled pundits noted that there was a distinct Asian, robotic look to her shiny new face. She is barely r...

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Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Funny story: Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...

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Swiss Central Bank chief resorts to face grilling

In a drastic plan to evade prosecution for fraud, Pierre Bagsoffit, Chief of Swiss Central Bank, thought he'd try a bit of face grilling. Bagsoffit had amassed nearly 5 billion euros by distorting accounts and sometimes adding too many noughts. Wh...

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Facial Recognition systems - closing the security loophole

Funny story: Facial Recognition systems - closing the security loophole

With the increasing use of Facial Recognition to access computers, there is a move towards making them more secure. "Currently," said chief software developer at Facial Recognition Organisation Group, Freddie Kermit, "these systems are quite secur...

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Gaddafi's face made of melted cheese

Funny story: Gaddafi's face made of melted cheese

Libyan ruler Col Muammar Gaddafi has been battling to control the country's west as protesters consolidate eastern towns and foreigners continue to flee, however much less has been reported about the leader's battle to control his face. Ever since...

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Gomes the new face for Marmite

Funny story: Gomes the new face for Marmite

Heurelho Gomes is to become the new face of UK leading brand Marmite. The Marmite famous catchphrase, 'you either love it or hate it', is said to sum up the Tottenham goalkeeper and will be the perfect new addition to the company. John Cartwrig...

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Nick Griffin in failed Face Transplant

Funny story: Nick Griffin in failed Face Transplant

Nick Griffin, of the Bloody Nasty Party, was recovering in hospital today after a total face transplant went horribly wrong. Griffin had intended to change his image in line with the BNP's push to make it less "scary" to the average person in the...

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Horror As Man Loses Face

Funny story: Horror As Man Loses Face

Builder and local Surrey resident Tommy Clutterbuck sensationally lost his face yesterday afternoon, around 5:30pm. The budding brickie sneezed after inhaling a small amount of loosened brick dust, when his face slid off. The manky gloop that was...

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Face Sitting League Round-Up

The battle for UA-FS-A Champions League places continues to hot up at the Face Sitting League summit after Liverpool and ARSE-ON Villa both won but Tottenham had to settle for a single seat, while at the 'opposite end' of the table the basement dwell...

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Bill Bailey's Face Goes Wrong

Funny story: Bill Bailey's Face Goes Wrong

Images of a rather deformed looking Bill Bailey after some nips and tucks have leaked all over the internet. The comedian has undergone some plastic surgery, and has tried to hide himself from the public eye until his face has properly healed befo...

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Face Transplant Man: "I'm Still Bloody Ugly"

The recipient of the world's first male face transplant has launched an unprecedented attack on the previous owner of his face. James Maki, 59, who underwent the operation after suffering severe facial damage in a subway accident, launched into hi...

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Lady Gaga - The Truth Behind The Costumes

Funny story: Lady Gaga - The Truth Behind The Costumes

She's renowned for wearing the most outrageous costumes in the business, but nobody ever really knew why. Until I had the bottle to reveal the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. She's got a face like a slapped arse! Lady Gaga, c...

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Young Man Swallows Own Face

Funny story: Young Man Swallows Own Face

In a stunning turn of events, a young man from the University of Flonders in Nigeria swallowed his own face after an attempt to swallow his nose. "Mmff bgg hll bffg hnnf," commented Shinead "Skinhead" O'Doodle, the 20 year old who was credited wi...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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