Washington, D.C. - Most people don't enjoy seeing dentists, but some have a serious fear of receiving dental care. Local man Juan Diente revealed to us yesterday that he's had dental phobia for as long as he can remember. "I think the last time I wen...
Train carriages could soon be built to give better passenger protection against those engaging in extreme flatulence, following a three-year study.
Scientists have devised a set of key changes that could contain explosive blasts and reduce the amo...
Cosmology's biggest mystery has been solved due to pioneering work at CERN.
The Big Bang Theory predicts that the universe should contain equal quantities of matter and anti-matter. The fact that only matter had been observed led cosmologists to a...
During the past three weeks, twenty-seven women in Southern Ontario were rushed to hospital because their breasts exploded without warning.
Scientists, mystified by this, interviewed all twenty-seven women and Dr. Ivan R. Don, who 'headed' the enq...
Little do the competitors know, but the final day of the Masters is set to be the most dramatic yet.
Ordinarily, the final day of the Masters is as dull as every other day, with the competitors from all over the golfing world, knocking their littl...
CAIRO, Egypt-In a characteristically self-sacrificing move, longtime Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (five time winner of the coveted award for "World's Silliest Name"; and that is a very competitive category, especially in Arab nations, which often...
A 28-year-old from Essex, England has suffered severe burns after igniting himself while attempting to kill a spider.
The man was summoned by his wife after she saw the arachnid wreaking havoc in their bathroom yesterday afternoon. Unable to reach...
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