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Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

Funny story: Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...

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Toxic cloud billows over Catatonia

Funny story: Toxic cloud billows over Catatonia

Spain - A huge orange cloud of toxic crap has erupted from a chemical plant at Igualada in Spain's notoriously brain-dead region of Catatonia. Firefighters described the fumes as a heady cocktail of nitric acid, ferric chloride and the orange foo...

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GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Funny story: GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Millions of GM car owners got a big surprise in their mailbox this week, a recall notice informing them that their, Caprice, Colbart, Corvair, Vega, Chevette, Corvette, Trailblazer, Suburban, Yukon, Malibu or any other GM car ever made is a death tra...

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Bush Ranch House Explosion

Funny story: Bush Ranch House Explosion

While ex-President George W, Bush was on the book signing tour, he managed to watch the Ky/Uconn Championship game alongside former President Bill Clinton. What Bush and Laura didn't know, since she was in Florida, was that a drama was being playe...

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A Teenager Living In California Says His MP3 Player Just Suddenly Blew Up

Funny story: A Teenager Living In California Says His MP3 Player Just Suddenly Blew Up

TARZANA, California - The Tarzana Police Department is investigating an unusual case where an MP3 player apparently exploded for no reason at all. According to the TPD Judd Littsenfino, who is 17-years-old said that he was in the parking lot of a...

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Oil Company's Well Explodes So It Gives Out Pizza

Funny story: Oil Company's Well Explodes So It Gives Out Pizza

A Chevron well in the preparation stages for hydraulic fracturing exploded last Tuesday 50 miles south of Pittsburgh, Penn., causing a fire that lasted for four days and left one Chevron contractor unaccounted for and another one injured. Fracking...

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Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...

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TSA Blows Up Suspicious Passenger

Funny story: TSA Blows Up Suspicious Passenger

Transportation Security Administration airport workers intentionally blew up a passenger today after he began acting suspiciously. "The male subject was very nervous, and he had no identification and no luggage, and he refused to identify himsel...

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Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa

Funny story: Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa

COWPATH, Iowa (ABSNN) - An "apparently" booze filled, 87-year-old WWII veteran playing Santa, exploded Sunday afternoon, killing himself, and injuring 27 men and women who were waiting in line to have their pictures taken in his lap. According to on...

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Dorking woman calls mountain rescue after a handbag explosion

Funny story: Dorking woman calls mountain rescue after a handbag explosion

Mum of four, Matilda Entwistle, from Station Road in Dorking*, had to be rescued by three fire engines, fourteen police officers and the entire mountain rescue team from Snowdon, flown in especially on a coastguard Sea King helicopter (pictured).

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Mystery Of 'Sonic Boom' Explained

Funny story: Mystery Of 'Sonic Boom' Explained

The mystery surrounding the infamous sonic boom heard across the south of England has finally been explained, as government officials released a statement this afternoon. Panic stricken witnesses flooded the emergency services with calls after the...

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Couple's lava lamp flat blast hell as Sun squares up to Pluto

Funny story: Couple's lava lamp flat blast hell as Sun squares up to Pluto

London - "Don't blame retrograde Mercury and Mars for this hellish fiasco," star-gazing experts said today following a massive blast in an East London residential property. It's resulted in a Bethnal Green couple being treated for burns and shock...

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London Police Station Explosion Latest!

Funny story: London Police Station Explosion Latest!

Park Lane, London: Controversy has raged since the announcement from the Metropolitan Police with regards to whether an explosion occurred at either Croydon or Park Lane Police Stations. What is known is that fire crews from Woodside, Croydon, No...

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Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Funny story: Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next. Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...

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Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor. According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...

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Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Funny story: Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. "I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...

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Spider sparks terror alert at Manchester Airport

Funny story: Spider sparks terror alert at Manchester Airport

A spider triggered an evacuation of Manchester Airport today when it was mistaken for a terror attack. It was not a massive mutated beast crushing planes under one of it's eight feet. It wasn't even a venomous spider. Or hairy. It was an ordinary...

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Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Funny story: Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today. Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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