Transportation Security Administration airport workers intentionally blew up a passenger today after he began acting suspiciously.
"The male subject was very nervous, and he had no identification and no luggage, and he refused to identify himsel...
COWPATH, Iowa (ABSNN) - An "apparently" booze filled, 87-year-old WWII veteran playing Santa, exploded Sunday afternoon, killing himself, and injuring 27 men and women who were waiting in line to have their pictures taken in his lap. According to on...
Mum of four, Matilda Entwistle, from Station Road in Dorking*, had to be rescued by three fire engines, fourteen police officers and the entire mountain rescue team from Snowdon, flown in especially on a coastguard Sea King helicopter (pictured).
The mystery surrounding the infamous sonic boom heard across the south of England has finally been explained, as government officials released a statement this afternoon.
Panic stricken witnesses flooded the emergency services with calls after the...
London - "Don't blame retrograde Mercury and Mars for this hellish fiasco," star-gazing experts said today following a massive blast in an East London residential property.
It's resulted in a Bethnal Green couple being treated for burns and shock...
Adam Salvage, star of the hit TV series Mythbreakers has landed up in intensive care after a stunt went horribly wrong. His condition is described as "comfortable".
His co-star Jamie Hiney-man said, "Adam wanted to try the stunt instead of using C...
Park Lane, London: Controversy has raged since the announcement from the Metropolitan Police with regards to whether an explosion occurred at either Croydon or Park Lane Police Stations.
What is known is that fire crews from Woodside, Croydon, No...
Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next.
Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...
SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor.
According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...
Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit.
"I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...
A spider triggered an evacuation of Manchester Airport today when it was mistaken for a terror attack.
It was not a massive mutated beast crushing planes under one of it's eight feet. It wasn't even a venomous spider. Or hairy. It was an ordinary...
Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today.
Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...
Shades of the Ventriloquist dummy turning against it's owner.
There is a report out this morning that a Kristen Stewart look-alike blow-up doll has turned on it's owner and blew them both to bits.
"I thought the whole apartment complex was goin...
Harry Caster, through his attorney C. Brewton Collier revealed today that a family Thanksgiving Dinner was ruined when a "breast implant" was discovered in their turkey.
"It was devastating for the family," Collier stated, "You can just imagine, t...
Scotland - (Big Bang Theories): The details remain unclear whether it's Scotland's secret underwater mini-Hadron Collider that's exploded or if it's the missing Russian Akula-class submarine, sent potty by Stuxnet!
Commenting on the incident Stra...
An explosion which caused the destruction of three houses in Salford, Greater Manchester, is being blamed on faulty gas work by a local builder.
But Ron Badger, the accused workman, is claiming it was al-Qaeda.
"I noticed a new printer in the h...
Reportedly furious after losing his role to Liam Neeson in the sequel to "Hangover", and learning of ex-girlfriend Oksana's offer to appear in Playboyz Magazine, Mel Gibson's personality time bomb is about to explode.
Neighbors of Gibson as far as...
A suicide bomber disguised as a Sainsbury's coffee machine cleaner secretly planted a device at their supermarket in Farnsborough, UK today.
He actually wanted to be blown up with the coffee machine, but a waitress spotted him behaving suspiciousl...