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Funny story: Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

Long ater the Rwandan genocidal massacres police in Tutsi land have arrested a main suspect caught bludgening a Tootsy Queen with a machete! "SQUELCH" The suspect, a well known "Homophobiac" in the region was only caught very blood "red-handed" af...
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Funny story: Immunisation for Iraqis... Or Microchipping the Ones U.S. Will Spare.

Immunisation for Iraqis... Or Microchipping the Ones U.S. Will Spare.

A massive immunisation for measles is about to take place in Iraq... or is it?...
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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story: 666 - AntiChrist Revealed

666 - AntiChrist Revealed

6-6-06 The prophecy, by Doomsday experts, that the identity of the Antichrist, would be revealed on June 6, 2006, was fulfilled on Tuesday, whe...
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Funny story: Quails Attack Quayle

Quails Attack Quayle

A flock of over 9,000 angry quails attacked former Vice President Dan Quayle at his Phoenix home late Monday. Experts think that the quails, outraged at attempts by a U.S. Vice President to slay one of their own made a wrong turn somewhere around For...
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Funny story: Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit

Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit

In a stunning victory today, Stick-Figure-Man (S-F-M) won his decades long lawsuit against the world. Experts predict that the reward he'll earn for copyright infringement and libel will be in the high billions if not trillions.
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Funny story: Some companies may close, others to stay open

Some companies may close, others to stay open

WALL STREET -- Experts announced today that some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will close down.
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Funny story: Camilla to be King

Camilla to be King

Constitutional experts say that they can see no reason why Camilla Parker-Bowles cannot become the next king.
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Funny story: Man who may be an island under scrutiny

Man who may be an island under scrutiny

SUEY, Bermuda - The term "No man is an island" will be retired, say literary experts, now that a man who has been an island all of his life has been identified.
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Funny story: Blogging to be banned

Blogging to be banned

So called "blogging" will be banned from June 1, 2004. Most world governments have agreed in principle to the ban and are busy consulting international legal experts and geeks on working out modalities for the ban, which they termed 'an ev...
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Funny story: Saddam Republican Guard Exposed - Bush Job in the Balance

Saddam Republican Guard Exposed - Bush Job in the Balance

President Bush is reeling from yet another blunder which may just cost him his job. For months experts doubted Iraq's military might and supposed WMD's, to date no WMD's have been found and now, secret satellite pictures have been uncover...
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Funny story: Which Bush for Bush

Which Bush for Bush

Whilst the political experts have been hotly debating the whys and wherefore of the state visit of President Bush, the horticultural fraternity is in a tizz about what the best bush for Bush would be.
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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