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Posthoorn Interview no. 4: Tom 'Brexit prepper', the SAD truth

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) heard on the grapevine that To...

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Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

Funny story: Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Savannah peanut farmer Calhoun Cataloggins has been growing and selling peanuts since September of 1984. And in those 30 years he figures that he has probably eaten over 5,475 pounds of the little darlings. Calhoun met Roxan...

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A Kansas Farmer Has Developed A Pear That Tastes Like Ribeye Steak

Funny story: A Kansas Farmer Has Developed A Pear That Tastes Like Ribeye Steak

WICHITA, Kansas - The news media is reporting that local farmer Gibraltar Goldenball, 58, has come up with a pear that will revolutionize the pear industry. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine interviewed Mr. Goldenball on his 2,713 acre p...

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Being "blonde" may be catching

GAY PARIS, France - According to a recent scientific study, being "blonde" may be catching. The dumb blonde stereotype, it turns out, may be true, not only of blondes themselves, but also of others who come within 500 feet of them. To paraphrase Shak...

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Employee tribunal scheduled after the world's best excuse for failing a drugs test

Funny story: Employee tribunal scheduled after the world's best excuse for failing a drugs test

Gabbie Halls has successfully won a right to appeal her dismissal on drugs charges from a well known high street bank after she came up with a cracker of an excuse. "I'd go as far to say," said Jo Jones of the Drug Employment Testing Agency, "that...

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Japanese request a licence for more whales

Funny story: Japanese request a licence for more whales

The Japanese have requested of the International Whaling Commission (COW) to harvest three times as many whales in 2012 as they harvested in 2011, and hunt just short of two hundred and fifty whales. "We've done a lot of research into just about e...

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Tortoises Die On Their Backs

Funny story: Tortoises Die On Their Backs

Oxford, UK: Have you ever wondered what would happen if a tortoise was stuck on its back? The results of a new study led by Prof. Colin Killmore, Professor of Pseudoscience at Oxford University, show conclusively that the tortoise would eventually d...

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Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

Funny story: Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

COVENTRY, W. MIDS., ENG. - A local secondary school has caused the entire Coventry city area to be put on lockdown after a new mutation has caused a harmless bacteria to morph into a pathogen. The pathogen classified as X/11-G, after the room (X)...

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Wheeling, West Virginia Woodchucks Answer Eternal Question

Funny story: Wheeling, West Virginia Woodchucks Answer Eternal Question

Walt and Whitney Wilson in Wheeling, West Virginia wanted to know "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." They were unsatisfied with the answer "as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Scouts try their hand at mythbusting

Funny story: Scouts try their hand at mythbusting

The 3.172nd Lythom St Annies scout troop, flush from success at disproving Newton and proving Einstein are hot on the trail of some of the world's most tenacious myths. This week, they have been running an experiment to see whether or not a watche...

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Scouts prove Einstein right

Funny story: Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts from the 3.142nd scout troop in Blackpool had to come up with an innovative way to win their Science In The Community badges. Having watch an episode of Mythbusters where the duo fire frozen chickens at aircraft, they got the idea of testin...

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Home experiments whilst naked #05

Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #05

Previous Experiments: Experiment #01 Experiment #02 Experiment #03 Experiment #04 You like Science, admit it. go on. say it out loud. There is no shame to liking science. It is as natural a thing as breathing or falling out of bed when the alarm clock goes off early. Because I know you like science I will try and continue to make you happy. I am that kind of guy. Today, my dear frie...

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Newton's law of motion proved incorrect

Funny story: Newton's law of motion proved incorrect

A scout troop from Blackpool set out to show Newton's law of motion in action. According to the law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Although the example used in modern day science books would be alien to Sir Isaac, it is stated t...

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Home experiments whilst naked #04

Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #04

Previous Experiments: Experiment #01 Experiment #02 Experiment #03 Hello again, my science-hungry friends. There's nothing that will get your lady (or man) in the mood more than the ability to extract your own DNA. Watch as they gaze longingly into your eyes, lick their lips and squirm in their seats as you do this experiment. By the time you are finished they will rip off their clothe...

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Home experiments whilst naked #03

Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #03

Previous Experiments: Experiment #01 Experiment #02 Bonjour, mon amis! The French are a very interesting people. They may not be as good-looking as the Italians, nor shoplift as sneakily as the Spanish but they sure know how to be rude, patronising and cheap. Ahhh, the French…a noble people who you can always depend on to let you down. Now, let us away from this talk of Frenchies and s...

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Home experiments whilst naked #02

Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #02

Welcome. I am Jesus Budda. In this series I will be describing some experiments that you, the ordinary person reading this article right now, can do at home. Naked. View previous Experiment #01 here All these experiments are 100% real. The majority of them will not lead to death or illness. I take no responsibility for any horrible mutilation that should occur. With that crap out o...

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Home experiments whilst naked #01

Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #01

Welcome. I am Jesus Budda. In this series I will be describing some experiments that you, the ordinary person reading this article right now, can do at home. Naked. All these experiments are 100% real. The majority of them will not lead to death or illness. I take no responsibility for any horrible mutilation that should occur. With that crap out of the way, let us now enter the wo...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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