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Funny story: Customer Thinks Her Opinion Matters, Company In Shock

Customer Thinks Her Opinion Matters, Company In Shock

DES MOINES, Iowa - Sears manager Jason Baker was taken to a local hospital after suffering from a severe case of apathy. The incident occurred when customer Sarah Jenkins, 37, approached Jason to tell him she had been a loyal customer for years and t...
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Funny story: Why do I Bother?

Why do I Bother?

Why do I bother to straighten my tail When mother and father linger in jail? Pulling faces when there's no one around, Wasting my time playing the class clown. Oink oink Oink oink Oink oink Why do I bother oinking when I should be asleep, Waking up the neighbour's sheep Writing letters to people who never reply Why? Oink oink Oink oink Oink oink Why do I bother licking my tr...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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