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Funny story: Edgar Nernberg admits he is wrong about creationism

Edgar Nernberg admits he is wrong about creationism

Edgar Nernberg tells an audience of Harvard University students that he's stupid and is no better than a dodo bird after being confronted with the truth by a Satanist about his latest fossil find. Eddie Charlton, leader of the Church of Satan conf...
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Funny story: An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

PETERSBURG, KY-On Wednesday, an asteroid struck the Creation Museum run by the biblical apologist organization Answers in Genesis, wiping out all of the animatronic dinosaurs that have been a part of the Museum's exhibit since its opening in 2007.
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Funny story: Obama Gives Evolution Explanation

Obama Gives Evolution Explanation

Washington DC - Under fire for asking Republicans scientific questions but giving Democrats a pass, reporters swarmed President Obama as he and the First Lady were leaving a fashionable Georgetown restaurant and demanded he explain to them the theory...
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Funny story: Creationist Breakthrough: Actually, the World is Really, Really Old!

Creationist Breakthrough: Actually, the World is Really, Really Old!

The booming pseudoscience industry in the USA has recently got a huge boost, as one Young-Earth "Creation Science" Institute has made an earth-shaking and absolutely unprecedented breakthrough. Yes: apparently, contrary to previous, less empirica...
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Funny story: Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Xanadu The Creationist Scientist League announced during their annual convention today that they have come to an agreement that the Big Bang actually did occur, but it was actually just 5,000 years ago and resulted in a big garden with a couple of tr...
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Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...
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Funny story: End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

WASHINGTON, DC -- 98% of the world's climate scientists agree that the threat climate change poses to Earth's life-support systems. In short, human-driven climate change poses a great threat to well being, health and even to human survival.
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Funny story: Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

The new Fox Cosmos series, hosted by the now-familiar-to-TV-watchers Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, has upset anti-science conservative Christians. Besides being enraged by Tyson's statement that "the theory of evolution, like the theory of gravity, is a...
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Funny story: Child Jailed In U.S. For Defending Science

Child Jailed In U.S. For Defending Science

The most famous early battle between science and religion was the trial of Galileo in 1633 for publishing Dialogue, a book that argued that the earth revolved around the sun, rather than--as the Bible states- the other way around. In our day -...
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Funny story: New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

A population previously hidden in plain sight has been discovered here in Louisville. The DNA is so interwoven, that we cannot help but infer that inbreeding occurred much more often and earlier than previously thought. The Denisovans of Asia a...
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Funny story: Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

USA - A forensic geneticist at the University of Georgia who has published his findings into the animal roots of human DNA says there is strong evidence that a lot of people are descended directly from Old Testament pigs. "OK, guys, no names, no p...
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Funny story: SNAP! Republicans Embrace Charles Darwin by Starving the Poor

SNAP! Republicans Embrace Charles Darwin by Starving the Poor

WASHINGTON, D.C.-"It's like a revelation!" said minority whip in the House Kevin McCarthy, of his sudden embrace of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which he, like many of his fellow Republicans, had formerly described as "godless liberal pseudo...
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Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...
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Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...
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Funny story: Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

According to the latest evolutionist bullshit, European men have grown 11cm taller between 1870s and th 1980s. [Writers Note: Evolution, the notion that pond scum can turn into humans if left for long enough, is the unscientific claptrap which is...
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Funny story: Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

The 21st annual Ugly Dog Show that took place last week and has grown increasingly more popular every year, has attracted a unique and prestigious following lately. A group of scholars and scientists who have been "on the lookout" for a missing h...
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Funny story: MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star. At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the sta...
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Funny story: The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts

The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts

According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adam's rib - not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans. In Adam's and Eve's time they only needed to wear fig leaves to survive the environment until you -know -who came along. Nowadays one almost needs a suit of armor. What would it be li...
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