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Funny story:  YouTube users cannot spell for shit, report finds

YouTube users cannot spell for shit, report finds

YouTube users are unable to string even the simplest of sentences together, it has emerged. A new study by everyone who has ever used the internet has found that 96% of people who post comments on YouTube are unable to spell their own name, tell...
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Funny story:  Local Man Snubbed By Famous Rock Star

Local Man Snubbed By Famous Rock Star

Philadelphia, PA-- A local rock music fan has learned a valuable lesson after meeting a famous rock star on the streets of Philadelphia. Entertainment sources say a man called HB had a confrontation with the rock star Stung from The Polizi. The con...
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Funny story:  'Evil' Bert goes after Romney

'Evil' Bert goes after Romney

Bert from Sesame Street has gone to ground after vowing to kill Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Bert was watching the first presidential debate on The Count's TV with several other residents of the street but flew into a rage when Romn...
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Funny story:  Evil Man Now Regretting His Spontaneity

Evil Man Now Regretting His Spontaneity

A man I know who, in an instant, threw away his marriage, wife and children for the attentions of another, younger woman, is now regretting his impulsiveness, and part of him, at least, wishes he was back with his family. The man's name, which I cannot reveal for personal reasons, left his wife of 22 years, and two children aged 15 and 9, in April, throwing their lives into chaos, and his own i...
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Funny story:  Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

The largest saltwater croc known to living man has been captured in the Philippines and after taking his genes off, it has now been established that he wears the same one's as Godzilla the T Rex did millions of years ago. The local people believe...
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Funny story:  Evil Man

Evil Man

There's a man I know about, and to be perfectly honest, he is evil. He isn't, if I'm correct in thinking this way, your normal idea of someone who has been tagged with this description; he hasn't raped or murdered anyone; he hasn't stolen an old lady's life savings; he hasn't, to my knowledge, supplied drugs to schoolchildren, and he hasn't shown extreme cruelty to any animals. Why, then, shoul...
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Funny story:  World's Most Evil Man Tracked Down In Preston Pub

World's Most Evil Man Tracked Down In Preston Pub

The world's most evil man has finally been tracked down to the lounge bar of a pub close to Preston bus station in Lancashire. Bob Atkinson, 58, of Preston was spotted by reporters sitting alone and shrouded in evil as he sipped a pint of mild and...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Mass murderer, self acclaimed son of Satan (plenty of candidates for that position) and quite insane lifer, Charles Manson, has admitted to the world that he's still an evil bastard (so what's new?)! Back in the sixties Charles and his gang of hip...
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Funny story:  There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece. Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...
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Funny story:  Daily Mail starts fund to pay for Exorcism of Facebook

Daily Mail starts fund to pay for Exorcism of Facebook

The Daily Mail has long held the belief that Facebook is evil and the obvious cause of many atrocities. Now with half the UK population having signed up to Facebook, the newspaper has decided that banning it is probably not feasible. Instead, the...
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Funny story:  Pros and Cons: Supervillainy

Pros and Cons: Supervillainy

Nearly every day, someone chooses a life of supervillainy. The reasons are many. Here are the many pros and cons of the choice. PROS: - Don't have to follow law - Can do anything - Makes for interesting fights with Police - Get cool catchphrases CONS: - I hate you. - I hate you. - You're evil. - Did I mention I HATE YOU? - Everyone else will hate you - Good overpowers bad, like wat...
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Funny story:  Evil Madman Tries to Take Over New York City... Oh Lord, Not Again

Evil Madman Tries to Take Over New York City... Oh Lord, Not Again

NEW YORK - The UN was shocked and exasperated today as yet again another evil villian decided to take over the world by impossible means. Our reporter who was at the United Nations HQ in New York at the time recorded this transcribed audio message...
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Funny story:  Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...
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Funny story:  The Evil Genius Personality Quiz

The Evil Genius Personality Quiz

I have always thought it would be really neat to be an Evil Genius like we've always seen in the Bond movies or even the Austin Powers films. You know: having an army of henchmen to do my bidding, sitting in a really impressive office with a kitty in my arms, wearing a mao jacket, shaving my head and launching a plan for world domination. But how do I know if I'm REALLY evil genius material? How...
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Funny story:  Evil Genius Threatens Planet!

Evil Genius Threatens Planet!

Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...
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Funny story:  Conservatives implement Nazi evil twin plan for votes

Conservatives implement Nazi evil twin plan for votes

The conservatives today have unveiled plans which they hope will win them the next election. In a bid to run the next government, David Cameron has cloned himself an evil twin. The twins will live and also debate together jointly in Prime Minis...
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Funny story:  Local Councils To Be Granted Tyranny Status

Local Councils To Be Granted Tyranny Status

Local, district, town and parish councils in England and Wales are working on plans to tighten controls on local residents. In a move reminiscent of Enver Hoxha's Albania or Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, town hall bosses plan to exercise newly discove...
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Funny story:  New Doomsday Threat: Micro Machines

New Doomsday Threat: Micro Machines

San Francisco, CA - With nanobots and malevolent artificial intelligence already weighing on their minds, scientists are now warning of a new threat: Micro Machines. Driven to near-extinction in the late 1990's, a resurgence of the scale-model min...
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Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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