There's a man I know about, and to be perfectly honest, he is evil.
He isn't, if I'm correct in thinking this way, your normal idea of someone who has been tagged with this description; he hasn't raped or murdered anyone; he hasn't stolen an old lady's life savings; he hasn't, to my knowledge, supplied drugs to schoolchildren, and he hasn't shown extreme cruelty to any animals. Why, then, shoul...
The world's most evil man has finally been tracked down to the lounge bar of a pub close to Preston bus station in Lancashire.
Bob Atkinson, 58, of Preston was spotted by reporters sitting alone and shrouded in evil as he sipped a pint of mild and...
Mass murderer, self acclaimed son of Satan (plenty of candidates for that position) and quite insane lifer, Charles Manson, has admitted to the world that he's still an evil bastard (so what's new?)!
Back in the sixties Charles and his gang of hip...
This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece.
Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...
The Daily Mail has long held the belief that Facebook is evil and the obvious cause of many atrocities. Now with half the UK population having signed up to Facebook, the newspaper has decided that banning it is probably not feasible.
Instead, the...
Nearly every day, someone chooses a life of supervillainy. The reasons are many. Here are the many pros and cons of the choice.
PROS:
- Don't have to follow law
- Can do anything
- Makes for interesting fights with Police
- Get cool catchphrases
CONS:
- I hate you.
- I hate you.
- You're evil.
- Did I mention I HATE YOU?
- Everyone else will hate you
- Good overpowers bad, like wat...
NEW YORK - The UN was shocked and exasperated today as yet again another evil villian decided to take over the world by impossible means.
Our reporter who was at the United Nations HQ in New York at the time recorded this transcribed audio message...
LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds.
Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...
I have always thought it would be really neat to be an Evil Genius like we've always seen in the Bond movies or even the Austin Powers films. You know: having an army of henchmen to do my bidding, sitting in a really impressive office with a kitty in my arms, wearing a mao jacket, shaving my head and launching a plan for world domination. But how do I know if I'm REALLY evil genius material? How...
Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...
The conservatives today have unveiled plans which they hope will win them the next election.
In a bid to run the next government, David Cameron has cloned himself an evil twin.
The twins will live and also debate together jointly in Prime Minis...
Local, district, town and parish councils in England and Wales are working on plans to tighten controls on local residents.
In a move reminiscent of Enver Hoxha's Albania or Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, town hall bosses plan to exercise newly discove...
San Francisco, CA - With nanobots and malevolent artificial intelligence already weighing on their minds, scientists are now warning of a new threat: Micro Machines.
Driven to near-extinction in the late 1990's, a resurgence of the scale-model min...
Washington, D.C. - At a news conference today, Vice President Cheney discussed his career plans once he leaves office.
A new report by the American Anti-Smoking Crusade shows that smoking has surpassed money as the root of all evil.
(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
Professor Philip Zimbardo, famous for his Stanford Prison Experiment in which students carefully screened for good mental health quickly turned into sadists in the assumed role of prison guard, admitted in a recent interview that his study proved tha...
The first ever Axis Of Evil games began last night in Tehran, with a stunning opening ceremony that concluded with the burning of the American flag.