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Funny story:  Quentin Kelp MP - Deck  Chairs & Blissful Indifference

Quentin Kelp MP - Deck Chairs & Blissful Indifference

Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week and should really take a break away from the pressure of constituency work. But duty calls and, anyway, my wife thinks we should visit her mother in Macclesfield. My impending visit to Greece in time for their next bailout or complete exit from the Euro sounds like my best chance for fun before Parliament re-opens. By the way, explaining whe...
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Funny story:  Greece votes to manufacture own Euros

Greece votes to manufacture own Euros

Athens - Greece has voted to print the Euro locally. According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonhishass, head of the Greek bank, the measure adopted will have Greece create money out of nothing. Greece will not return to the Drachma, but continue with the...
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Funny story:  Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis. The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...
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Funny story:  Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Angry tourists gathered in Athens today as it emerged that Greece has ceased trading. The news emerged as German bailiffs closed in to recover unpaid bailout funds. In the words of one, Mr Hans Offenkraut: "When we broke into the country this...
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Funny story:  Eurodrone Shock Attack

Eurodrone Shock Attack

A Eurodrone has hit the biggest bank in Europe resulting in a Greek farce followed by a Spanish siesta. Barack Obama, facing an election soon is defending the eurodrone attack saying that all diplomatic attempts at resolving the crisis had failed. He...
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Funny story:  Greece to leave Eurozone

Greece to leave Eurozone

It is looking increasingly likely that Greece, sooner or later, will leave the eurozone. One of their leaders, Democratios Roussos, warned of the dangers if they didn't, citing low points in the popular Eurovision song Contest. Drastic measures h...
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Funny story:  Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Athens = In a surprise move Greek officials today announced they are claiming a patent on Greek salads. They will demand royalties be paid on every Greek salad made by every restaurant in the world, beginning immediately and retroactive to 1950.
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Funny story:  Greeks hold a competition to name their new currency

Greeks hold a competition to name their new currency

With the news that they will be thrown out of the Euro, the Greeks now have the decision to make of what to call their new currency. "We could go back to the Drachma," said head of the Greek Mint, Polo Trebor. "It's got bad memories though." In...
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Funny story:  Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

ATHENS - The birthplace of democracy has spawned an even more useful invention: a replacement for the Euro. New smart phones will empower Greeks to issue credit on their smart phones from nothing, just like the big German banks do it. Now, accor...
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Funny story:  Manchester's Double Europa League Exit Could Sound The Death Knell For The Euro

Manchester's Double Europa League Exit Could Sound The Death Knell For The Euro

European Finance Ministers held an early morning crisis meeting in Brussels today, in order to discuss the implications for the Eurozone after both Manchester clubs crashed out of the Europa League football tournament on Thursday evening. Minister...
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Funny story:  Euro says Non

Euro says Non

The besieged European Union hit a new low today when the EU's Linguistic Concordat Enforcement Unit ordered all French people to stick to speaking French. LCEU Chairpersonne Mme. Bonnie Bobsled said that French people are just embarrassing themsel...
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Funny story:  David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman

David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman

David Cameron's New Years Resolutions for last year have been callously revealed by a former policeman who was recently made redundant by the News of the World. Ronnie, The Policeman has revealed that David Cameron only had four resolutions but th...
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Funny story:  European Central Bank Restores Euro Confidence in 10 Trillion Recapitalization with Hasbro

European Central Bank Restores Euro Confidence in 10 Trillion Recapitalization with Hasbro

FRANKFURT, Germany - The European Central Bank announced at a joint press conference today with Hasbro (NASDAQ: HAS) a new partnership to restore credibility to the European money supply and ensure the future safety of the Eurozone. The plan is to...
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Funny story:  Euro Deal Could be Sunk by Conflicting Titanic Metaphors

Euro Deal Could be Sunk by Conflicting Titanic Metaphors

Reuters reported increasing jitters on financial markets this week as euro leaders failed to reach agreement on which Titanic metaphor accurately summarised the UK's position. Having walked away from signing a deal agreed by all 26 other EU states, t...
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Funny story:  Discarded bales of Euros found behind large German bank

Discarded bales of Euros found behind large German bank

MUNICH - Hans Snortlebuntof, a well known artist in the city, has leaked to the press that he has constructed his next work of art, to be revealed Jan. 2, 2012, entirely out of 1000 Euro bills. Three tons of them. According to investigative repor...
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Funny story:  Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame

Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame

PARIS - (Rooters) A company of soldiers, in which I was embedded, invaded Paris today. Equipped with purified-aspartame spray throwers we managed to drive the Germans back to Germany. The German front is now quiet. In order to drive all the...
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Funny story:  Germany prepares V2 rockets to target deadbeats

Germany prepares V2 rockets to target deadbeats

BRUXELLES - German Chancellor Angela Merkel screamed at the summit here to this reporter: "The Euro just doesn't get any respect! Ve Vill Ve Vill Vocket You." She ordered the European Commission and the European Court of Justice to use powerful V2...
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Funny story:  Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

BRUSSELS - Hate Brussels sprouts? You'll really hate Brussels punishment for lack of budgetary discipline. That's right. According to our mole, a janitor at the conference, leaders of the European Central Bank have come up with the ultimate punishment for governments that do not pay back their loans. Germany was pushing for firing squad. The French were pushing the guilloti...
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