Special to Spoof - Farmers in the Midwest have been plagued by a mutant strain of crabgrass that threatens to reduce the annual corn harvest by 50 percent or more in coming years. The species, Digitaria sanguinalis, is found throughout the world.
Years after he pushed, stumped and built a lucrative career on Global Warming Posturing and flawed scientific data, former Presidential hopeful Al Gore finally admitted Ethanol is a bogus product he pushed in order to buy votes in Tennessee and Iowa!...
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