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Funny story: Russian spy ring smashed

Russian spy ring smashed

New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district. Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...
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Funny story: Nazi arrested on suspicion of spying for America

Nazi arrested on suspicion of spying for America

Berlin - A German government Nazi involved in deep penetration missions has been busted on suspicion of spying for the USA. Codenamed Agent Malva the Vulva the 69 year-old Bavarian blond bombshell was ambushed by NATO after getting caught red-hand...
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Funny story: GPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase

GPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase

Changsha, China - A deluxe version of an inventor's motorised suitcase on wheels was launched today aimed at the lucrative international Security Services market. According to a New China Toast press release the 'Lock Up N Go' invention is the br...
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Funny story: Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Dublin. Eire - The discovery of a 60-year long Irish Police phone tapping op has been hailed as the world's longest and most successful undetected snoop Dublin Police Commissioner Seamus O'Shergar said today. Masterminded by the Garda Special Inv...
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Funny story: Spooks targeted actor because he was a KGB 'count'

Spooks targeted actor because he was a KGB 'count'

London, UK - More lurid Cold War secrets are out tonight with the news that Sir Blaggo Red-Crave was a commie bastard who sold his soul to the effing Stasi. And his eldest daughter, Lady Clitora Red-Crave, is a two-faced, Putin-fellating', hard-as...
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Funny story: US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...
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Funny story: France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

It has finally been discovered exactly why the French Government is so upset about the NSA surveillance imbroglio. This scandal has reached a level that, according to White House insiders, President Obama is hoping for some disaster he can attend s...
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Funny story: US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - Not content to spy on just his own citizenry, President Barack Obama also allegedly ordered the U. S. National Insecurity Agency to peep on millions of Europeans. According to reports leaked by Edward Snowden, Obama is intere...
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Funny story: 'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief

'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief

Pyongyang - The arrest of alleged CIA spy Ryan Fogle in a Moscow sting op has seen Mossad's top North Korea desk intelligence officer piss herself with laughter at the ploy. "Some audacity of dope, eh?" Commander Ziva Davide [no relation] chuckle...
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Funny story: Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Washington AC/DC - A presumed US-Chinese double agent is at the core of a CIA wiretap sting targeting hackers suspected of snooping for White House sex scandal cover-ups.** The traitor was discovered during a routine trawl of a Georgetown 'escort'...
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Funny story: Know Your Enemy

Know Your Enemy

President Obama visited a truck manufacturing plant in Georgia this past week where he had promised to make an important announcement. As reporters were still gathering in the publicity center, an ABC correspondent blindsided President Obama with a question about his association with Communists, past and present. Before the President was able to formulate a reply, the reporter followed quickly...
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Funny story: AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

London - The iconic hospitality review site has incurred the wrath of a Central London restaurant by posting the criminal record details of its management. Staff at La Femme Qui A Faim ('The Hungry Trollop') in Belgravia's Toad In The Hole Street...
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Funny story: Dr Liam Foxy-NOC-See pal Adam Werritty blames hunt saboteurs

Dr Liam Foxy-NOC-See pal Adam Werritty blames hunt saboteurs

London - There's been an urgent call to MI6 bosses this weekend to call off the hounds trailing a buffoonish-looking former flat mate of British Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox. Media sources have noted that a dodgy espionage tale is brewing up nice...
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Funny story: Mobile hacking probe cops hunt 'Al Qaeda' mole

Mobile hacking probe cops hunt 'Al Qaeda' mole

London - Is a War on Terra double agent the shadowy string-puller behind some of the UK's Red Top snoopers? An attempted break-in at a Met mobile hacking unit caravan bears all the hallmarks of high tech skullduggery police sources warned today.
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Funny story: 'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning. Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...
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Funny story: When Irish Spies Are Smiling

When Irish Spies Are Smiling

Dublin - (Mata Hari Mess): A KGB scam using Irish ID theft in the Anna Chapman espionage saga has led to the expulsion of a Russian diplomat. Dim-Eatery Rasputin from the legation in Dublin has been ordered back home following the discovery of fra...
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Funny story: 'No secret parallel Jo Yeates inquiry' as rattled security agencies deny story spike

'No secret parallel Jo Yeates inquiry' as rattled security agencies deny story spike

Bristol - (Chinese New Year Whipers): Have preposterous subtexts in the Yeates killing probe been hurriedly quashed by British spooks? Last week's red top suspicions about 'an unreported alternative probe' by the UK's counter-espionage directorate...
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