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Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

Funny story: Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...

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Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Funny story: Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Cancellation of the UK Antarctic Drilling project was confirmed as the team arrived back to the UK. The controversial plan was to reduce the ice of the Antarctic to the consistency of slush by pumping different flavoured sauces into the ice, allow...

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Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Funny story: Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech". The San Francisco authorities have passed legisla...

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The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

Funny story: The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

SNOWBALLS, Alaska - The government of Alaska has been asked by the Eskimo population of the village of Snowballs to address a situation that is becoming more and more serious. A spokesperson for Alaska's Northern Eskimos identified as Fafanook Vap...

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The Citizens of Anchorage, Alaska Are Furious Regarding The Salmon Mating Ritual Situation

Funny story: The Citizens of Anchorage, Alaska Are Furious Regarding The Salmon Mating Ritual Situation

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The city of Anchorage is known for its dog sled races, snowmobiling, snow, Polar Pale Ale Beer, kayaking, snow, rafting, being home to the largest Eskimo igloo in the world, and snow. It is also home to The Annual Salmon Mating Ritual Festival & Parade. The event is one of the year's greatest celebrations and is attended by every citizen of the city. But this year a g...

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Letters To The Editor About Heroes Of The Empire

Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Heroes Of The Empire

Dear Sir, I was fascinated to read in your magazine, about three years ago (I can't remember exactly when), about the days of the British Empire and some of the great characters of those times. But why did you not mention my ancestor William Plumstone, the man who introduced the porcelain eggcup to the Headhunters of Sarawak? Despite being warned numerous times, William had the courage to...

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Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

North Pole - Santa will be short-handed going into the last phases of toy build-out this year. It seems that a hunting party of Inuits shot four of Santa's elves, mistakenly identifying the elves as seals. Nanook, the head of the hunting party,...

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visited Eskimos in Alaska yesterday as part of a plan to see if everybody in the World knew who they were. After speaking to dozens of Eskimos in their Igloos it became quite clear in fact 100% clear Eskimos...

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Every Eskimo Voted For Barack Obama

Funny story: Every Eskimo Voted For Barack Obama

ARCTIC VILLAGE, Alaska - CNN has just learned that all of the 20,000 votes that were cast by Alaskan Eskimos in the presidential election, were all cast for Barack Obama. When Governor Sarah Palin was first informed that not one Alaskan citizen of...

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Sarah Palin Promises McCain Will Receive The Eskimo Vote

Funny story: Sarah Palin Promises McCain Will Receive The Eskimo Vote

DEADHORSE, Alaska - Election pundits, experts, advisers, and consultants are projecting that Sarah Palin will definitely help John McCain carry Alaska's Eskimo vote. According to the experts, there had been some concern early on in the presidenti...

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Inuit Ice God, One With Cold Cock, Tells Palin What Jesus would do!

Funny story: Inuit Ice God, One With Cold Cock, Tells Palin What Jesus would do!

The Inuit Ice god, One with Cold cock, has been revealed as the Wasilly Bible Church's local deity. As in many of the cultural collisions between native and missionary religion, the Wasilly Bible Church follows the indigenous animism of the Inuit...

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Maverick Republican makes bid for Eskimo vote

Funny story: Maverick Republican makes bid for Eskimo vote

Congressman Ron Paul is hoping that Eskimos will be the one voter bloc with whom he can claim a clear win on Super Tuesday. While Eskimos are notorious for their unpredictability in choosing presidential candidates, early indications suggest that the...

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Eskimo Sells Sanity

Funny story: Eskimo Sells Sanity

Today, an Eskimo admitted that he sold his sanity to fund an ice melting machine.

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Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Funny story: Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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"Global Warming? Bring It On!" say Inuit

Funny story: "Global Warming? Bring It On!" say Inuit

The effects of so-called Global Warming will be felt hardest in the cold countries, but some Inuit have indicated they would welcome dramatic climate change.

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Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

Funny story: Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

BURROW, Alaska - As the ice caps begin to melt, the indigenous people near the North Pole are more willing to pay top dollar for an appliance that was previously unnecessary: refrigerators. Though many environmentalists consider the purchases not onl...

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