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Funny story: Escaped balloon shot dead

Escaped balloon shot dead

A balloon that drifted free from its enclosure, after becoming untied, was shot dead yesterday. The huge red balloon was shot down as a safety precaution by a game keeper after it soared over the perimeter fence at Gateshead Safari Park and Balloo...
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Funny story: OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...
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Funny story: Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...
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Funny story: Betty Ford Counselor Enjoyed Wrestling With Lindsay Lohan

Betty Ford Counselor Enjoyed Wrestling With Lindsay Lohan

Counselors that work in rehabs often have to resort to restraint to subdue uncooperative patients. Most of these tussles are harmless enough. People don't usually want to be in rehab or are having bad reactions to cutting themselves off from the stea...
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Funny story: The Great Escape 2009

The Great Escape 2009

After reports emerged that a fan of JLS (yes that's right they have one!) hid in their luggage to 'get closer to the band', a similar incident occured to another famed celebrity, only this time it wasn't to get closer. Roger Clegg, sound engineer...
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Funny story: Cartoon Aficionado's Escape Baffles Texas Authorities

Cartoon Aficionado's Escape Baffles Texas Authorities

GALVESTON, TX - Texas authorities began searching again this Sunday for a convicted burglar who escaped, this time by climbing seven stories down the side of a building on a rope made of bedsheets, officials said. Avery Jones Clampett, 21, was las...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer In Hiding in Fear Life

Spoof Writer In Hiding in Fear Life

Mysterious Spoof-Writer Ulver who seems to have a massive downer on UK Regulators is today on the run from her small goat-herding shack in eastern Estonia. Ulver, 65 and a Grandmother of 45 is best known for making unpleasant comments about the FS...
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Funny story: Boy George Tunnels Out Of His Prison Jail Cell

Boy George Tunnels Out Of His Prison Jail Cell

LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, who is serving a 15 month sentence at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes reportedly tunneled his way out of his jail cell last night. Assistant Warden Ringo Nagashima said that O'Dowd (#74316869) and hi...
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