RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...
The Leaderville Picayune-Messenger is in hot water after a typo throughout a news article slipped past a final edit. The error is making Herman Cain out to be one horny old man, but this time it was not intentional.
Evidently, whoever edited the s...
Cucumber's are getting a lot of bad press lately given the e-coli scare in Germany. However, an unlikely voice has come to the defence of the under fire 'Cucumber'
Probably, the most recognisable building in London's Financial district, 30 St Mary...
Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK) under a suicide watch at Posh Rikers Island, was rushed into the emergency ward of the criminal holding center after his erection continued into the second day of his custody on sodomy and rape charges.
"It's Priapism...
Scientists at a Georgia medical college have released study results which indicate banana spider venom contains a molecule which, when injected into a male subject, can cause a prolonged erection that out-performs any erectile dysfunction drug on the...
Japanese politics is not known for its radicalism and dynamism but it looks like this is all going to change.
Quoting directly from our embedded source in the Japanese "National Unity" ruling party (slogan: Lets all do it together, let's do it now...
Following years of study by archeologists both here in the United States and Europe, scientists are now claiming that homo erectus, an extinct species of hominid, could have been given his name for more than one reason.
Though fossilized bones ar...
Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said today that President Obama was willing to look at a tax on 4 hour erections caused by Cialis or other erectile performance drugs.
Noting that the new health care bill includes a tax on discretionary personal bo...
CHICAGO, IL -- A Forest Lakes accountant, Mortimer Schwartz, is suing a plastic surgeon for medical malpractice claiming the doctor caused him a permanent condition of erectile maximus syndrome (PMS).
After seeking medical assistance for his ere...
*Not just Hollywood! - From the people who brought you the TENS units (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator) now comes the invention of the new century!
It's the battery operated penis tingler that brings on an erection within thirty second...
A Chinese journalist caused controversy at a recent press conference when he asked Gordon Brown: "When you think you will have an erection?"
After the laughter had stopped, Mr Brown replied carefully.
"That will happen when the time is ready. I...
Most congressional leaders missed the verbal and visual cues while standing in the oval office during the historic signing of the health care bill, but President Obama admitted that he was "hard" while talking about the process of significant change.
New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during an event to raise awareness about global warming, sources said.
While delivering his 40,000th interminable lecture on global warming, Gore noticed a hottie in the crowd and began to d...
Philadelphia, PA-- A local man sporting an erection caused the evacuation of Philadelphia International Airport this morning.
Harry Uno, 49, was one of the first people to be scanned with the new airport devices that removes clothing.
A fe...
A new study coming out tomorrow in the New York Constitution will show that male office workers have a hard time with erections.
"Our study shows that a newly hired sexy lady placed only one full day in an office causes male productivity to go dow...
For many years, people have accepted the theorom "the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat." A government sponsored research group at M.I.T., after three years and at the cost of over four hundred million dollars, has proven this to...
INTERCOURSE, PA - Sexologists at the teaching hospital of Bonair University have announced their findings that engaging in sexy activities work just as well toward achieving an erection as taking Viagra or Levitra, and without the unpleasant side-eff...