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Hospital's Center For Stiffy Research Handling Man's Prolonged Morning Wood

GRANITE PEAK, WHEELING, WV -- An Ohio County man whose morning wood lasts well into the afternoon has prompted the medical community to rethink its definition of the condition. Dr. Fernando Massive, director of Wheeling Hospital's Center for Stiff...

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Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

Funny story: Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

It seems that about a dozen men of all ages has been reading about the Brazian Wandering Spider which has powerful venom and one bite can cause the death of a grown adult but not likely. However it can kill children, pets and make others pretty sick.

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Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!

Funny story: Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!

The Brazilian Wandering Spider has repeatedly ranked as the world's most venomous spider to those who study them. You hear a lot about Brown Recluse and Black Widows but these guys are hunters on the ground. They do not try to catch their prey by...

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Cyclist's seven week erection easily trumps woman's recent three hour orgasm say Irish doctors

Funny story: Cyclist's seven week erection easily trumps woman's recent three hour orgasm say Irish doctors

Dublin, Ireland - Doctors at Dublin's world-famous Ear, Nose, Throat & Penis Hospital have successfully treated a man whose bicycle saddle 'accidentally interfered with him' causing a seven week erection and the destruction of his Lycra cycling p...

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Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...

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Doctors Try Applying Shortening After Man's Erection Lasts More Than Four Hours

Doctors said today that they're hoping a liberal application of Crisco shortening will help a man whose erection has persisted for more than a week. The patient, who requested anonymity, has been identified anyway as 55 year-old Burke DeMarpus.

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Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

Funny story: Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...

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Typos in Small Town Newspaper Story Puts Herman Cain in Awkward Position

Funny story: Typos in Small Town Newspaper Story Puts Herman Cain in Awkward Position

The Leaderville Picayune-Messenger is in hot water after a typo throughout a news article slipped past a final edit. The error is making Herman Cain out to be one horny old man, but this time it was not intentional. Evidently, whoever edited the s...

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Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Funny story: Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Cucumber's are getting a lot of bad press lately given the e-coli scare in Germany. However, an unlikely voice has come to the defence of the under fire 'Cucumber' Probably, the most recognisable building in London's Financial district, 30 St Mary...

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DSK Moved to Rikers Medical Ward Suffering from Priapism: Erection Now in 2nd Day!

Funny story: DSK Moved to Rikers Medical Ward Suffering from Priapism: Erection Now in 2nd Day!

Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK) under a suicide watch at Posh Rikers Island, was rushed into the emergency ward of the criminal holding center after his erection continued into the second day of his custody on sodomy and rape charges. "It's Priapism...

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Men Seeking Banana Spiders for Killer Erections

Funny story: Men Seeking Banana Spiders for Killer Erections

Scientists at a Georgia medical college have released study results which indicate banana spider venom contains a molecule which, when injected into a male subject, can cause a prolonged erection that out-performs any erectile dysfunction drug on the...

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Japanese erections to be held

Funny story: Japanese erections to be held

Japanese politics is not known for its radicalism and dynamism but it looks like this is all going to change. Quoting directly from our embedded source in the Japanese "National Unity" ruling party (slogan: Lets all do it together, let's do it now...

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Scientists Say Homo Erectus Not Just Named for his Stature

Funny story: Scientists Say Homo Erectus Not Just Named for his Stature

Following years of study by archeologists both here in the United States and Europe, scientists are now claiming that homo erectus, an extinct species of hominid, could have been given his name for more than one reason. Though fossilized bones ar...

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Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Funny story: Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...

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Obama Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections

Funny story: Obama Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said today that President Obama was willing to look at a tax on 4 hour erections caused by Cialis or other erectile performance drugs. Noting that the new health care bill includes a tax on discretionary personal bo...

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Botox Leads to Long Term Erections

Funny story: Botox Leads to Long Term Erections

CHICAGO, IL -- A Forest Lakes accountant, Mortimer Schwartz, is suing a plastic surgeon for medical malpractice claiming the doctor caused him a permanent condition of erectile maximus syndrome (PMS). After seeking medical assistance for his ere...

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Rechargeable Penis Erector Set Now Available To Everyone!*

Funny story: Rechargeable Penis Erector Set Now Available To Everyone!*

*Not just Hollywood! - From the people who brought you the TENS units (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator) now comes the invention of the new century! It's the battery operated penis tingler that brings on an erection within thirty second...

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Egg Foo Yuck

Funny story: Egg Foo Yuck

A Chinese journalist caused controversy at a recent press conference when he asked Gordon Brown: "When you think you will have an erection?" After the laughter had stopped, Mr Brown replied carefully. "That will happen when the time is ready. I...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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